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Cosmic Viator Now Has His Own Pimpmobile

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:56 pm

posted 8/25/2004 06:34 PST @viator congrats on the pimpmobile!!! You should paint it purple, add furry seats, a pneumatic "low-rider" bounce and a huge pair of fluffy dice for the window. Then put on your purple velveteen suit and 2 metre wide hat (complete with ostrich feather) and the cruise around your local neighbourhood at 5mph


THAT's what I do!

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You have called down the Thunder. Now reap the Whirlwind.

He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted.
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Post Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:01 pm

You forgot the cane. Can't have a car/suit like that and no cane. I'd recomend a solid wood with an 8-ball on the top. Ya can't beat that. --- Vh16

Post Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:50 pm

I prefer my gold plated 8 ball. And cigars

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You have called down the Thunder. Now reap the Whirlwind.
Warning! In the intrest of safety it is advisable to keep Heltak away from Fire and Flames!
He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted.
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Post Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:53 am

I'd love a cane (or as i lovingly call them, pimping sticks) with a massive diamond on the end. that would be cool.

Post Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:42 am

lol. this wouldn't happen to be a cane that is actually a disguised sword?

Don't forget your pimp shoes now...and you must get them polished by a blind vietnam vet on a street corner

Post Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:34 am

Even as a joke, it is offensive to women to place pimps in such a position of admiration or as an object of imitation or emulation.

Post Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:58 am

@AELK this is the third of your feminist rants that I've come across in Off Topic in under an hour. You have a problem. Look up the word Joke. And while you're at it - the words Sarcasm, Fun, Hilarity and Jest. I have no doubt that you have issues that you wish to bring up - but you are allowed to create a new thread ya know? You don't have to go around killing every thread because either a) it was written by a male or b) it contains a subject of humour that you dislike.

Did you for one minute stop and think that the object of the joke is the pimp himself? Did that EVER cross your mind? Apparently not.

Here on TLR we enjoy comradeship, relate thoughts and ideas and generally tolerate our differences. We don't go around slagging off people for no good reason. There is a rule of no politics and no religion. Its the strictest of rules on TLR. You have broken it three times by making sexist comments - that is politics whether you like it or not.

Grow up or **** off.

Post Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:43 am

amen grom, i find most feminists hypocritical, demanding equality for only women.

and now after finding the other posts, that most of you comments are COMPLETELY unwarranted, and in violation of the TLR Policies.

All i have to say is that;

1) Men exsist. a lot are real ****heads. this is true.
2) Women exsist. a lot are real *****es. and i mean lots are (no offence to sw or other girls on TLR who havent offended me with feminist propoganda) this is also true.
3) Pure Chauvonists and True Feminists are as bad as each other. Both try to glorify their own gender by pointlessly bickering over petty matters, and leading humanity into oblivion.
4) And i admit that mankind has exploited women in earlier peroids of history. this is true, but we have reached a point where women are receiving more benefits then their male counterparts. I have been refused many jobs because of my gender, because femenist owners will only employ women. I'm all for womens rights, but there are still issues in the world, and mostly that a lot of femenists have issues that need to be worked out.

And if you AELK, cannot come back with any real argument, then all you are doing is proving my hypothosis.

Now mods, if you want to lock this, feel free, i dont want to open -another- pandoras box. (see time travel thread)

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Viator - Fighting For True Equality

Edited by - Cosmic Viator on 8/29/2004 3:23:28 AM

Post Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:23 am

Exscuse the double post on this... but the sentiment is different from the last post.

Well, i found out that not everything that glitters is gold. the windscreen has lost the majority of the sealant around the edges and it leaks in the rain, and its gonna cost 200 to fix.

but all is not bad. Its only a week till i go for my license, and 4 days to the bash of monumental proportions. well... maybe not monumental, more like memorable.
=:=
Vi

PS: I love being proved right! take that AELK!

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