Esqy. and Taw wars? I don't remember that, please refresh my memory. More importantly, I had a purpose?! That's absurd! I just sit around all day drinking pepsi(even though it should be ginger beer so as to represent the great one).

The RYOC threads, i thought, for the most part, you supported Esq in the war over Taws kingdom.

Fd means the Great Patriotic Utopian War, which I won. And Esqy was my miserable captive serf-boy.

Unless he means the later literary incarnation in which I got killed rather than the actual events as they happened irt here on TLR (I won - did I mention I won; I won of course) However somehow - and I'll never figure out how - Mustang got his own REAL country out of it. A fact which still annoys the hell out of me.

cheers Jag and Gowser, njoy whatever you're going to do.
*grumbles stupid summer holiday unfair!*

"Captive serf-boy"? That's not true; I was a loyal dogsbody!

How very odd indeed. Having been a participant in that War, why is it that I don't remember you winning, Taw?

your revisionist version of history incorporated in your vile capitalist propaganda.

Bah, Taw's just blocked out his inglorious defeat to the forces of Mustantopia .

I didn't lose. After winning I magnanimously abdicated my position and retired to Cuba, if you cast your mind back.

As I recall, you were kidnapped by Sooty and Sweep, and then brainwashed by Aunty .