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Tawakalna

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 7:38 am

Sunday he's nursing his hangover from yesterday and just realising the impact of the impending court case for indecent exposure/assaulting a police officer/whatever that he was still too p*st yesterday to take seriously. Mind you he almost certainly pleaded guilty on tape as he'd have been too drunk to do otherwise.

the other alternative is that he's just got back from hospital because the petrol his m8s poured over his @ss gave him serious burns and his wedding tackles been clamped in a rattrap.

Chips

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 8:02 am

Did it not occur that he maybe stranded on a nice desolate and unpopulated island up near mull??

Tawakalna

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:27 am

I truly hope so, and even more I hope that he's nekkid, got no money, is several miles from any inhabited dwelling or telephone box, and that it's raining and very cold. Plus someone's told his future Mrs that he copped off with a stripper while he weas drunk and no-one's seen him since

H.Q. Victor

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 11:01 am

Hopefully He and She are having a good time.

Tawakalna

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 11:38 am

stop being so dam' nice all the time! why can't you be foul like the rest of us?

H.Q. Victor

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 12:16 pm

Now where's the fun in that. Besides, I envy him, marriage and all.

Gowserpaul

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 12:19 pm

someplace like Harris or Islay chips

Chips

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 12:20 pm

I hope that someone sees a naked man on an island populated by sheep....and calls the cops. Of course - they will have left him some Wellies to really seal the deal with the local boys in blue.

Cue papers and muchos embarrasment

Edited by - Chips on 7/25/2004 1:20:24 PM

Esquilax

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 11:19 pm

No, he's probably still in that largely uninhabited region known as "North Staffordshire" trying to find a bus stop and fighting with the local Lutherans ..

Tawakalna

Post Sun Jul 25, 2004 11:47 pm

it's possible; his sister does live only a few miles down the road from me.

zlo

Post Mon Jul 26, 2004 3:09 am

@Taw: I don't really think Final was that nice: He and She may have fun in different places and in different situations. I think he implied that Grom's bride is also treated in a similar manne he is

Wisdom comes with age. But sometimes age comes alone...

Indy11

Post Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:57 am

Wow. Must have been some weekend.....

Esquilax

Post Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:13 pm

Indeed. Maybe he hasn't been able to wriggle free of the handcuffs yet.

Tawakalna

Post Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:09 am

maybe he's been remanded into custody on the Isle of Jura or somewhere equally remote.

Neo_Kuja

Post Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:15 am

He's still not here, is he ?
Perhaps he's still out of it somewhere ....

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