Just publish it and a pic in the paper and let him go. I don't think he will get into too much more trouble with someone knowing him and that rep.

kimk said:

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the testicle sues the man ? i'm lost

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I can just see it now in the court transcripts....

"Having been duly sworn, the organ told the court that the accused had no care or compunction and did with drunken recklessness point the barrel of the weapon at the organ."

lol this is absoulutley hilarious roflmao

Sort of similar. A friend told me his cousin used a pen knife to remove his manhood jacket after thinking it was infected with something. Of course it wasn't drink that made him do it. Silly fool. He found it the next morning in the bin inside bloodied toilet paper.

I had been having a drink with a frien d of mine and we were hanging around near my old school. Some guy came down in his VW golf and dropped a big black bin bag into a bin. He couldn't see us but we could see him. When he left we went down to have a look so here we were taking someone elses bin bag out of a bin to have a look. We opened it up and there was 3 wigs, womens clothes, a pair of stiletto shoes a make up back, a 2 different forms of ladies playthings along with tissues covered in red stuff. Being 12.30am and the only light coming a street lamp, we decided to call the old bill just incase. The copper that came down was the fittest police women i have seen and she looked at these Thai love beads. She didn't know what they were so i explained, to this extremley gorgeous police woman the use of love beads. The stuff was makeup but little did i know that the whole episode was caught on the schools CCTV. And my dad worked there. Didn't get drunk there much anymore

Edited by - Bret Bretonian on 7/13/2004 3:57:08 PM

the dumbest thing i've seen from a drunk, well one drunk i know straped himself to the roof of a car and had his equally drunk friend drive that car into a nearby oak tree
they weren't hurt but the car was destroyed

Plenty, lots and all bad.

Anyways, i think the court should not just look at the fact he discharged his load in his pants here.....ohhh, sounds nasty, but the fact that what would the man have done with the gun if he HADN'T

It was loaded, and even though he says he doesn't remember, its highly unlikely he would then say "yeah, i was going to go blow this guys head off".

He was obviously going to be either seriously injuring someone, or killing someone. I don't think they should give him a fine and let him go, he was going to be doing somethign VERY bad if he hadn't (luckily for everyone else) shot himself in the nutsacks. Throw the book at him

(Man i would be a harsh judge)

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Drunk man jailed for shooting his own testicles

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Only Gromit could have found this...or zlo

lol. what are ya trying to say nick?

chips, he nearly serusly injurd himself, /lmao. well depends on how you look at it... sorry on typ-os

Just goes to show you: People don't think!
Common sense, what a waste. People cannot follow from A to b witout stooping a 52 and L first. Why did he do it? Didn't he think, that, if he shoots himself, it's gonna hurt like cr*p?


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Serves him right

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