Drunk man jailed for shooting his own testicles

Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:38 am by gromit

And you think I'm joking right?!!

There is a point to this thread. I'd like to know what the stupidist thing you've ever done whilst drunk is...?

And if you don't drink, out of choice or because of age, have you witnessed a ridiculous act?

Edit : Das linken ist fix

Edited by - gromit on 7/13/2004 6:57:38 AM

Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:43 am by freighter fighter

Das link ist kaput

Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:03 am by H.Q. Victor

And some people say when your drunk, you shoot you mouth off. Well, he did one better.

Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:27 am by Wizard

The stupidist thing I've done when I was drunk? Kissing a "not-so-good-looking" girl.

Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:41 am by Fear Factor

Eh Wiz? you were drunker than you thought. That wasn't a girl, that was me

. Yeah I was drunk too

Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:50 am by -------

You know, that could be the most painful thing I have ever heard of. At least the guy got jailed for his own stupidity. God, that story makes me cringe.

Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:01 am by ShadowFire789

R. O. F. L. M. A. O.

That is defenatly the most painful thing I have heard of people doing. I know know that I will NEVER drink a single beer.....(Cringe) Ouch.

Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:02 am by Indy11

The stupidest thing I ever did when I was drunk has to be the fact that I kept getting drunk even after the stupidest thing I ever did when I was drunk, thus achieving an all new stupidest thing which, in the end, was the same old stupidest thing.

Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:10 am by ShadowFire789

??? I think I lost you there...I think..Maybe.......??????

Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:39 am by gromit

@indy - lol. too true, too true

Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:54 am by Arcon

im really un-exciting when drunk. i nearly tried to be spiderman and climb out of a 3rd floor window and jump to the next flat, but i realised it was insane just before i let go of the window sil and sat back inside on my bed swearing at myself.

other than that i normally just insult everyone i meet having no self control. The other side of that problem is that i always end up telling girls i like that i like them then have to say "yeah i was drunk and i didnt mean the things i said i want to do to you...err...sorry"

"If i told you a secret you wont tell a soul,
will you hold it and keep it alive"

Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:02 am by [steel]

definite darwin award material
ok he didnt die but sounds like he has met the criteria of removing himself from the geene pool (was going to make a jean pool but that would be bloody insensitive

)

oops typo that should have read bloody AND insensitive

Edited by - [STEEL on 7/13/2004 9:03:07 AM

Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:04 am by freighter fighter

www.darwinawards.com

Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:05 am by Indy11

*draws mental image and cringes*

@Archie - Were you in tights?

Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:17 am by kimk

brings a whole new meaning to 'drinking is not good for health'

but why's he jailed? why's there talk of the defendant? it was a self act.. or are testicles and the man two different legal identities? the testicle sues the man ? i'm lost

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