Sat May 15, 2004 1:41 am by sycho warrior
SirSpectre, kimk, sw, Eraser, Darkstone, Gromit, Neo and zlo, who was recently discharged from hospital, was all gathered in the bar on Manhatten. Darkstone, Gromit and neo had decided to join OffTopic in their fight against the evil guys. Eraser suggested the meeting so they could make a plan to rescue Indy.
They were telling zlo what happened while he was in hospital. Since kink was the only one who knew what was going on from the start he was telling the story: “Well, the only think we could think of doing, was to give each of the OffTopic members a different location for a diamond transfer that would supposedly take place. When the Spammers showed up at the location we gave to freighter fighter, we knew that the traitor had to be him. We knew he would have to go to the Spammers sometime, but also that he would be very careful.
We decided to pretend that we thought that SirS was guilty and by doing that make him less careful. We followed him everywhere and finally to the base of the Spammers, but somewhere something went wrong, they were expecting us. We did some damage to their base, but they managed to capture Indy.”
Gromit hit the table with his fist, he was still extremely angry “We should never have left without him, he could be dead by now!”
Eraser started to rise, it was time to start planning the rescue: “Gromit you know that was impossible, I’m sure he would have encouraged us to leave if he could have reached us. Lets rather start planning how to set him free.”
Howdy guys! Everybody turned to see some guy standing a few feet from them. “And hallo as well to the pretty lady”
Eraser looked at the stranger as if he was some kind of bug which crawled from a sewer. “Sir if you don’t mind we are busy with extremely important business”
“What could be more important than saying hi to a lady?” The stranger did a curtsy in front of sw “steel is the name oh wondrous beauty”
zlo got up in a hurry and took steel by the shoulder “which part of ‘we are busy’ don’t you understand?” zlo looked like he might hit steel, but sw spoke, her voice as steel: “Drop it zlo” She turned to steel: “What do you want?”
“Ooh nasty, I like, I like. Darling what could I want but your wonderful company” honey was dripping from steel’s words.
sw stared at him with scorn showing clearly her face “I’m not interested in arrogant ****s”
steel didn’t seems to catch the hint “Oh such preposterous words from a lady! What has the world come to, oh sun of my life, core of my fighter, I think you should stay away from these loutish men, they are really making you less lady-like”
sw was infuriated by steel’s arrogance “Look you worthless piece of ass-licking junk, I am not interested in you, I happen to like these men in whose company I am. So I suggest you get out of here before I get really, really angry.”
“Honey how can you possibly be so crude? The words coming from your mouth should be sweeter than sugar, coated with the dew of sophistication not coarse and loutish.”
Before steel could say another word, sw got up and punched him in the face. He stood there clutching his nose.
“What! A lady punching people? Sweetness how could you? I thought you were as docile as a kitten, but you are more like, like one of those iron Amazon woman.”
This time sw hit him really, really hard, he feel to the ground, clutching his eye with one hand and his nose with the other. The bar was completely silent as sw stood there glaring at steel.
“Hey what’s going on here?” Everybody turned to the door in bewilderment when the silence was broken by Indy’s voice.
