What if this was a Star Wars version of TLR

Wed May 12, 2004 3:35 am by Tawakalna

oh please, like I'd really be flying for the gay Rebels? get one of your 12yr old Ep1 fans to help you out, I only serve the Emperor and the Dark Side.

I know exactly what I'd be in the Star Wars universe - TIE Defender pilot and Emperor's Hand

Edited by - Tawakalna on 5/12/2004 4:49:38 AM

Wed May 12, 2004 3:49 am by mustang

What are you talking about, the Emporer is as fruity as a Carmen Miranda headpiece. As soon as Vader started getting old, he was chaffing at the bit to recruit that young supple luke skywalker as his love slave.

Wed May 12, 2004 4:03 am by Tawakalna

he might be gay but he's not a ponce. Anyway Luke fancied his own sister, so he's not exactly normal is he? and he got his w*nking hand cut off.

everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance..

Wed May 12, 2004 4:06 am by H.Q. Victor

To be fair to Luke, he didn't know she was his sister at the time, and she kissed him and that only once.

Wed May 12, 2004 4:10 am by freighter fighter

and in the cut version of esb, she did again.

Wed May 12, 2004 4:12 am by gromit

and he got his w*nking hand cut off

yeah man, but think of all those attachments he could buy

Wed May 12, 2004 4:16 am by mustang

Yeah, but what about the other times we don't know about. I betcha he tried to nail her after Lando and Chewie went on their cruise to find Han. As Taw said it was his ****ing hand that got cut off and that fake one looked a little ebrasive. And well you have to get one off sooner or later......and Leia was around without her boyfriend......and she had smacked one on him before...so y'know why not have a crack at it.

Wed May 12, 2004 4:49 am by Alpha-Leader

Well I have a better person to be. Darth Revan from KoTOR

The excellent lightsabre guy and Computer elite not too mention pure evil for conquering the Republic

Wed May 12, 2004 4:55 am by Tawakalna

who's more evil, Emperor Palpatine, or His Divine Shadow from Lexx?

I might go out tonight, but I haven't got a thing to wear..

Edited by - Tawakalna on 5/12/2004 4:10:51 PM

Wed May 12, 2004 4:57 am by freighter fighter

palpatine, dunno who the heck the other guy is

Wed May 12, 2004 5:42 am by gromit

You forgot Jade Goody from BB.....evil

pure evil

Wed May 12, 2004 6:15 am by zlo

@Taw: are you talking about this space opera parody with a live ship etc.? (sorry to be OT in OT)
Darn me if I know what I would like to be - I lost interest in SW after I saw Episode I.

An idea came to my head and is now desperately searching for brain

Wed May 12, 2004 6:53 am by mustang

You mean Lexx has a storyline? The only reason I ever watch it is to perve on Xenia Seeberg.

Wed May 12, 2004 7:52 am by ~Corsair#01~

I'd be the Borg who walks into the scene halfway through the movie, goes:
"Resistance is futile. You will all be- Goddamn it! Wrong movie! I gotta get me a proper job..."then walks off and appears again at several random points to ask directions from main characters to the toilet, usually in the middle of lightsabre scenes.

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Wed May 12, 2004 7:59 am by Sir Spectre

@Mustie

You mean Lexx has a storyline? The only reason I ever watch it is to perve on Xenia Seeberg.

I like Eva Haberman better who played Zev the first incarnation before Xev. Actually, to be quite frank, I've never watched a newer episode after the original 4 movies.

Sir S

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