"If you're right 98% of the time, why worry about the other 3%?"

Shoor SS . It's not my fault that half of your posts sound like you're locked up in a room at the rear of a Chinese restraunt typing out fortune cookie messages!

Confuscious say: when Esquilax posts, it is spam.

Sir S

haha this is funny as you didnt even take note of that piece of spam right there^^

@Wolfy, yes, well 12 posts and 2 days ago I thought this thread should have been locked anyway. Sounds like the beginning to the Gettysburg Address.

12 posts and 2 days ago, we brought forth on this forum a new direction, conceived in spam and dedicated to the preposition that all posts are created useless. Now we are engaged in a great civil disobedience testing whether that thread or any thread so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great forum of that nonsense. We have come to dedicate a portion of that forum as a final resting-place for those topics that gave of their importance that spam might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this ... blah blah blah, spam spam spam.

Sir S

yes, methinks its time 4 a lock

My posts ain't spam; that's defamation! I take umbrage at that remark, and I refute any and all associated claims made by the third party known as "Sir Spectre". My lawyers will be in touch.

What are you looking at me like that for? SS wants this thread locked, and it is going nowhere, so I might as well spice things up a bit .

*pulls up a recliner, soda and snack for show* This gets so good, I may give up watching TV.

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My posts ain't spam

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so how'd ya get to butt admiral in 7 months eh?

Esqy here for about 200 days, with 3200 posts (rounding down). That is 16 posts per day on average.

SirS here for 362 days, with 2900 posts (rounding up). That is 8 posts per day on average.

Nah, Esqy doesn't spam. He just provides useful insight into nonsense.

Sir S

confucious say: when wife angry, man sleep on sofa

sS: that's what I always say, but nobody listens

Perhaps SS, but I still refute all such claims! No-one can say that any of my posts have been "true" spam. They have always been relevant and/or in relation to another person's post (even when they are OT), and nary a "LOL!" nor a single word post is to be seen. Besides, I like to talk, so it's natural that I would have a large post count . Actually, if we were all at a party or a social situation, I would be in a corner with a good book .

*Shameless Blumpage* I wanted to see the old guys up on top again