A New Restaurant (Not Real)

Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:51 pm by cowami

I thought of this during a Cardamine smuggling run between Mactan and Manhattan. Don't ask.
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BUFFALO BASE, NEW YORK- A new restaurant has been opened in Buffalo Base, catering to all residents' Cardamine needs. This new restauant, aptly named "McCardys" is open 24-7 and serves its customers politely. In fact, a new innovation has risen, based on a common sight on Planet Earth, before the Exodus. It is called a "fly-by." People order from their ships and go to portal that gives them their meal. This restaurant was started by a shady Outcast pilot who is only known as Cowami. It features such meals as "Cardy McNuggets" and Cardamine milkshakes. When asked what the food was like an Outcast pilot simply said, "It was intoxicating."

Dark Helmet: How many A**holes we got on this ship anyhow?
Almost all of crew: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by A**holes! (Lowers visor and in Darth Vader tone of voice) KEEP FIRING, A**HOLES!!!

Kingdom of Loathing

Edited by - cowami on 4/24/2004 7:52:24 PM

Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:24 pm by Neo_Kuja

Okay ..........

Edited by - Neo_Kuja on 4/24/2004 11:24:01 PM

Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:36 pm by Jim Groovester

And your point is...?

But my point is that this is gonna get locked. Perhaps because this will go nowhere, and that it is arguably in the wrong forum.

Edited by - Jim Groovester on 4/24/2004 11:37:06 PM

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