I am the spawn of Satan. c'mon, how else do I get my fun and make myself unsackable? how do you think I get away with the things I get away with? because I have every director and managers e-mail and internet histories backed up ready and waiting for the appropriate moment, should it come. Blackmail is a fine art, me boy

No-one tells me to do anything; if they try, they find themselves without e-mail, i-net access, unable to access the LAN/WAN, and often with a mysteriously non-functional password. if I'm feeling particularly malicious I take the entire dept off line for as long as I feel is suitable to my level of annoyance, and they can't do sh*t. I love to see senior managers and directors pleading with me to get stuff working again, and most especially when they fawn with gratitude when I switch em back on again. The whole process involves long cig breaks, wandering around with screwdrivers and reels of cable, and disappearing into various hiding places to play cards or read the paper until I feel like relenting. Is that evil?