Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:48 pm
Dumbest World Record Ever Set
Skaters are dumb, you know it, I know it, we know it. Their the little punks who walk around thinking their rebelling and just plain out really suck. They tend to talk a lot and do very little, anyway, theres an adult skater. Yes, an adult skater and hes different, hes a very very special man, because he takes this dumbness skaters have embedded within them, and quadruples it. I just watched this on this show called "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" anyway, heres how it goes. Some dumb f*cknut decided it would be smart to do a loop with his skateboard. You know like a full loop, start off the ground, do a complete rotation in the air and then keep moving when hes touched the ground again. Now he didnt decide to do this in a jump since thats already been done. Instead he built a ramp, or loop, or ramp-loop. Note this always works with cars and motorcycles, anyway, he starts going down a steep incline, and hits the loop, at the top of it, he slams into the ground. And so he continues to slam into the ground for the next 2 hours. Finally, after about 30 tries he manages to make the full loop though hes exhausted and bruised.
Next, he decided to push his stupidity even further, so he takes a good 60 degrees off the top of the loop. So now.... he has to do the loop with the top part missing. And so he does, and does, and does, and does, for the next 2 hours (not extended, a real 2 hours though it was shortened for the show) he keeps trying and trying. Either he always just falls down or since he took the top part of the loop the skateboard hits it and he loses it and falls. Why? because hes a dumbass, anyway finally after about 50 tries he manages to land it. Immediately after landing it, everybody who wasnt sleeping manages to clap and the host is quoted saying "this is an incredible world record and i doubt it will ever be broken or even attempted in the future!" . To myself im thinking now "who the **** would attempt that anyway? numbnuts over there got himself a nice throne of stupidity that none of his fellow skaters shall ever dare challenge and he shall rule forever as the king of dumb skaters".
Fin
PS: I would credit his perseverance but hes too much of an idiot.
"The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." - Nikola Tesla
Next, he decided to push his stupidity even further, so he takes a good 60 degrees off the top of the loop. So now.... he has to do the loop with the top part missing. And so he does, and does, and does, and does, for the next 2 hours (not extended, a real 2 hours though it was shortened for the show) he keeps trying and trying. Either he always just falls down or since he took the top part of the loop the skateboard hits it and he loses it and falls. Why? because hes a dumbass, anyway finally after about 50 tries he manages to land it. Immediately after landing it, everybody who wasnt sleeping manages to clap and the host is quoted saying "this is an incredible world record and i doubt it will ever be broken or even attempted in the future!" . To myself im thinking now "who the **** would attempt that anyway? numbnuts over there got himself a nice throne of stupidity that none of his fellow skaters shall ever dare challenge and he shall rule forever as the king of dumb skaters".
Fin
PS: I would credit his perseverance but hes too much of an idiot.
"The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." - Nikola Tesla
*Ducks behind nearby building*