Sun Apr 18, 2004 2:51 pm
and the thing is we could do it too.
they're smaller than us (usually) more easily intimidated and/or misled, can't vote so have sod-all political clout and haven't got any money. So all we need to do is shed off this cloying miasma of memory of the love that we had for them when they were little, think of them as anyone else's teenager, then lobby for their forced slavery in cigar factories or sugar mines. In fact we could have teen-exchange, where you trade your teeenage son and/or daughter for other peoples and rate them oh how well they do chores and cater to your whims. Who needs the slave trade or serving robots now uh?
they're smaller than us (usually) more easily intimidated and/or misled, can't vote so have sod-all political clout and haven't got any money. So all we need to do is shed off this cloying miasma of memory of the love that we had for them when they were little, think of them as anyone else's teenager, then lobby for their forced slavery in cigar factories or sugar mines. In fact we could have teen-exchange, where you trade your teeenage son and/or daughter for other peoples and rate them oh how well they do chores and cater to your whims. Who needs the slave trade or serving robots now uh?
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of course in Oz you have wide open spaces so they can run in huge herds, so thee's always a surplus supply.
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