Hi everyone 'tis I, your favourite forum lurker. I've been lurking around quite a bit lately without posting at all, but now I think I'm going to start again I was getting slightly dissapointed at the declining number of thwacks, and as you know I'm a glutton for them, I should set things straight. I'm sure Esquilax has missed giving em to me....whats that? You all didn't miss me? Things were better with out me? "I was gone?"? Well, nm....I'm back anyway K thx pwnt.

Anyway, on to the sub topic I'm disguising this spam with;
I have been asked to be best man at my brothers wedding in one months time, and a side from a few nice little points, I have nothing to say. That would be ok, except, knowing my side, and especially the brides side of the familie's proud legacy of giving long, boring, pointless speeches with bible quotes etc...well you get the point. And I suck at public speaking. All the best man speech examples I have seen seem to revolve around condom and other lame jokes...bleh.

So have any of you got any experiances at weddings to relate, tips/funny things to say for the speech or if your like me, any subtle spam to add?