A hilarious story

Sat Apr 10, 2004 11:50 am by cowami

Read this story. And we say animals are dumb!

Dark Helmet: How many A**holes we got on this ship anyhow?
Almost all of crew: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by A**holes! (Lowers visor and in Darth Vader tone of voice) KEEP FIRING, A**HOLES!!!

I'm a disco bandit. Are you?
Kingdom of Loathing

Sat Apr 10, 2004 11:53 am by sycho warrior

WOW

Computers are machines that help use solve problems we wouldn't have if we didn't have computers!

Sat Apr 10, 2004 12:40 pm by H.Q. Victor

Seen a few of those in my days, one of which I mistook for a baby mountain lion.

Michael
"Finalday"

Sat Apr 10, 2004 12:45 pm by Recusant

I was on work experience at a vets once and this obese St. Bernard was brought in. It weighed 15 stone! It was so fat it had buggered up its cruciate ligaments and was reduced to sliding around the floor on its backside till it healed up again. That's animal cruelty, overfeeding a pet like that.

Sat Apr 10, 2004 3:46 pm by Nickless V2

My 1st thought was another April 1st joke, but cat's are only human right?

I'm to sexy for my sig, to sexy for my sig, to sexy for my sig
*** The Titan flies like a cow

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Fight like a Warlord

Sat Apr 10, 2004 3:55 pm by mustang

I was on work experience at a vets once and this obese St. Bernard was brought in. It weighed 15 stone! It was so fat it had buggered up its cruciate ligaments and was reduced to sliding around the floor on its backside till it healed up again. That's animal cruelty, overfeeding a pet like that.

I took my cocker up for a check-up at the vet the other day and this girl had her St Bernard up there and man those dogs are like small horses already. I'd hate to see what an overweight one looks like.

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