Stupid states...
Indiana State Nickname : The Hoosier State.
Washington State Motto : "Bye and bye."
Idaho state song : "Here We Have Idaho."
Alabama, Missouri and Oregon all have an official state nut.
Massachusetts and New Mexico have a State Cookie.
Utah has an Official State Cooking Pot.
Maine, Nebraska, Michigan, South Dakota and Wisconsin all have a State Soil.
Minnesota and Kansas both have a giant twine ball. After the creator's death, you would expect them to leave it at the landfill. But no. They have annual festivals for their giant twine balls.
My favorite: A motto of Brooklyn is "Fuhgeddaboudit."
What is stupid about where you live? Post them here.
Dark Helmet: How many A**holes we got on this ship anyhow?
Almost all of crew: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by A**holes! (Lowers visor and in Darth Vader tone of voice) KEEP FIRING, A**HOLES!!!
I'm a disco bandit. Are you?
Kingdom of Loathing