5) You can rattle off the exact order topics come in in the FL Discussion thread
6) You can psycicly tell a Best ship etc thread has been made
7) You start worshipping Heltak
You think that Wolfy is a moderator
9) You realise Heltak IS God
10) You can rattle off the entire Storytime thread plots from memory

11. You go into cafes and are looking for the OT board.

12. When things at work relate to whats posted to the forums.

Michael "Finalday"
In Memory Of WLB

13. You saw this topic and thought "Wolfy had one of these a while back"
14. One of wolfy's topics was started by something you said (In my case the original of this)
15. You can tell who's posted by the signature.
16. You've practically memorized the 50 observations.
17. You apply those to real life.
18. Greatest writer of all time: Sir Specterspeare.
19. You can post dozens of these things without stopping except to rest your fingers.
20. You actually think of spam when someone rants.
21. You refer to cops as "Mods".

Edit: fixed numbers

Signature? What's that?

Edited by - Eh_Steve on 4/3/2004 11:05:34 AM

"14. You can tell who's posted by the signature." I can.

22)You tell people in real life about ppl on TLR
23) You know at what time who is posting

Computers are machines that help use solve problems we wouldn't have if we didn't have computers!

24. You get this creepy feeling everytime someone posts a "best-ship" thread.

25. You consider conversations about the weather and politics to be like "best ship" threads - overdone and noone listens anyway.

26) You get sad for other ppl when they experience tragedies

Computers are machines that help use solve problems we wouldn't have if we didn't have computers!

27. You wonder why this hasn't become a spamfest yet.
28. You only want it to become a spamfest because of the humor spam brings you.
29. You sometimes forget that spam is a luncheon meat.
30. All you eat is luncheon meat... not enough time to cook something, got a conversation to carry out.

Eddit: Dam Speling

Edited by - Eh_Steve on 4/3/2004 2:04:46 PM

31: When you're at the top of a list like this...

*** The Titan flies like a cow ***
Fight like a Warlord

32. When You start quoting Sigs from TLR
33. You start looking at your watch and realizing its only been 12 minutes since you checked the OT boards and saw there were no new things to post about.
34. You start conversations with people That are also the topics of popular threads.
35. You look at your start menu and there is TLR alread running, and find that you programed your computer to refresh the page every 20 min.
36.You wonder why people think your weird for making drug jokes involving cardamine.


I had a super Ego, but it was pestering me so I killed it.

When I shot it the bullet grazed my soul, and that bled to death too

...when you from 1st lieutenant to Captain in less than a month.

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb!"

37. You try and explain the comic genius of Titan livers to your friends and get blank stares