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Drunk people, weekends, phones and cackle laughter

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

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bevilr

Post Sun Mar 28, 2004 5:28 pm

Before the do not call lists I had great fun Answerign telemarketer calls with

Mwaaah do doo ca GUMBY SHALL RULE ALL YOU FOOLs HE HE EHE he he ehe he I'm captain planet, What kind of f***ing power is Earth any way, I dond know do you?

and stuff like that I did some pretty ood sean conery imitations too that was fun.
and the classic
(remeber to slur your words though)

Tele: Is mr. blah there?
me: Hey u sound kinda sexy.
Tele: umhh
me: yeah thats right
*Click*

I had a super Ego, but it was pestering me so I killed it.

When I shot it the bullet grazed my soul, and that bled to death too

Arania

Post Sun Mar 28, 2004 9:44 pm

I remember an old calvin and hobbes cartoon:

phone: is your dad there?
Calvin: Yeah sure, ill get him
Calvin blows up a ballon and pops it in th next two frames
Calvin: ARRRRGH!! IVE BEEN SHOT!!!!!

Calvin: i hate taking messages

ill have to get ahold of a Caller - ID system and try some out:

Hello sexy, you call for a quicky darling?
In darth vader voice: I AM YOUR FATHER!!
Joes taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em
Joes Creamtorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em



Small things entertain small minds, while smaller minds look on in wonder.
Screw temporal paradox, im interfering!

Oh look, im a Commander now!
EAT MY D-GUN!!

kyp durron

Post Sun Mar 28, 2004 10:51 pm

as far as Telemarketers go, i usually let them get through their whole speach before i tell them i'm not interested, unless i'm just going out or something.

after all, it is their job....

Kyp

The other day, in study hall, i farted really loud, you know...so the guys would laugh...and i swear it was so hanus that Susie Johnson almost ralphed up her salsbury steak.
it was freakin sweet...

zlo

Post Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:28 am

When I'm drunk I sometimes feel like calling some friends of mine and inviting them to join the party. I have to admit that I am not always aware of what time of day it is . No wrong numbers, however - I have all the relevant people on the list, so I just select the name.
Just remembered. Once I was trying to call a colleague, and accidentally called a girl with the same name. I had to invite her for a drink, coz I just didn't think of anything better when I heard the wrong voice . No fancy stuff, we're just drinking friends.

An idea came to my head and is now desperately searching for brain

Sir Spectre

Post Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:54 pm

@Zlo, somehow, I just knew you were going to make your entrance into this thread. As long as it says drunk or is drunk in some way, Zlo will be there!

Sir S

RILMS

Post Mon Mar 29, 2004 7:29 pm

I've never drunk diled, but some friends of mine drunk diled me three times in a row. Very weird...

Life: No one gets out alive.

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