Putting a (wo)man on Mars

Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:00 am by The Evil Thing

Anyone who has been following the news recently will know that George Bush has given the go-ahead for a NASA mission to put someone on the Red Planet. Why not? So then, who do we want to get rid of?

For example, Anne Winterton should be sent to Mars because she is an insensitive, racist b***h.

That's about as political as it's going to get, OK?

I'm not evil, just morally challenged

Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:15 am by Eh_Steve

I think we should just send up most of the rich celebrities, and Donald Trump. Not Gates 'cause he's cool and he makes computers. That way we can get rid of the scum of society and use their money to fund the project so It's not a buden to the American Taxpayer. All of the rest should be split up amongst the people of the world evenly. So what if it's only about $2.50 apiece?

This has been another SpamSightful post by Eh_Steve.
Every 4 Seconds someone in the world opens a can of Spam. I just post it.

Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:22 am by sycho warrior

Or use the money to put up the best gaming system ever

The more I learn , the more I get to know, the more I get to know, the more I forget, so why should I learn?

Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:33 am by Heltak

We should send

American Government
British Government
Most Celebrities

WITHOUT ATMOSPHERIC SUITS

-~-~-~-~
There is no Silicon Heaven! But where do all the calculators go ?

You could no more evade my wrath... than you could your own shadow!

Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:38 am by Eh_Steve

Yeah Heltak! Just a little political, but it was so funny I hope the mods dont mind.

EDIT: We should send all the governments in the world and install a Tawakalinan Society.

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Edited by - Eh_Steve on 3/6/2004 7:38:37 AM

Sat Mar 06, 2004 7:41 am by Tawakalna

dam straight!

Sat Mar 06, 2004 8:29 am by Megistos

I may have missed it or simply been to lazy to find it, but what would a Tawakalnian society be like, anyway?

"A good pun is its own reword"

Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:01 am by Eh_Steve

This is just my observation, but is a tawakalnian society like a perfect, one-class socialist society?

Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:17 am by kimk

that means everyone pwnz in eagles?

Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:57 am by Tawakalna

Tawakalnism is derived from Arconism, as laid down by the Prophet Arcon.

Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:00 am by Megistos

so...what's Arconism all about?

"A good pun is its own reword"

Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:36 am by Arcon

excellent!

the teachings of ME stupid head, your OUT!

anyway, they should send ME to mars, because i want to go.

"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly.
Kicking, screaming, gucci little piggie"

Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:39 am by H.Q. Victor

Arcon, wouldn't you get lonly gone for about 2 year? The lag time in loging on to TLR is at least 20 minuets too.

Finalday

Habaq Mot / Aspazomai Thanatos / Capere Obitus... /Keith Green\ (1953-1983)

Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:20 am by Wolf_Demon

every1 is happy in Tawakalna World

Wolfy when he's happy...........................wolfy when he's mad

Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:37 pm by The Evil Thing

How about George Bush? He can't speak proper English. Send him up with a life-time supply of pretzels.

(If all goes to plan, that life-time supply won't have to be very big)

I'm not evil, just morally challenged

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