sorry esq, but i just had to post this:

Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:45 pm by freighter fighter

run out of crystals eh? ah well. *presses a red button, realeasing a huge, monty python style foot from the sky, sqaushing esquilax*

Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:49 pm by Fear Factor

Isn't that more acme style?

Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:56 pm by freighter fighter

yeah, but who cares

Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:20 am by Esquilax

Announcer: Just before the giant foot could crush the helpless Esquilax, the animator suffered a sudden heart attack, thus saving Esquilax from almost certain death!"

Nice try, ff!

Thanks Taw, now I see where your loyalties lie! Fine, I don't need you, I have other loyal fans, such as dark_reaper!

Don't you see, ff? You are fighting a losing battle! Even your loyal fans doubt your abilities! Surrender now, and I may yet show you mercy....

*Esquilax pulls out his dual lightsabers (the crystals were generously donated by the Esquilax Warfare Fund) and slashes ff cutting an "E" into his clothing, Zorro style*.

Esquilax

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Edited by - esquilax on 1/11/2004 12:23:17 AM

Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:52 am by Griffon_26

WTF? You omitted to mention a FELLOW AUSSIE SUPPORTER? Traitor!

Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:54 am by dark_reaper

yea but he mentioned the kiwi lol

Sun Jan 11, 2004 1:50 am by Esquilax

Griff - Bloody hell! I can't believe I missed your post! I missed a post, I can't believe it. Well, there'a a first time for everything, but stil... How embarrassing

. To make up for it, please accept this ticket for front row seating to the main event *hands ticket to Griffon*. Some vintage 1982 Champange is on ice, and will be served shortly.

(To waiter) Get this man some prawns, will you!

Esquilax

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 2:14 am by freighter fighter

whips out two vulcan chainguns, and liberaly sprays the area with bullets. Just before he did that, he presses a button, which activates a matrix dampening field.

Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:54 am by Vektrix

An archery contest? Followed by a joust and then on-line Freelancer battle.

Shouts "Get on with it!" to the announcer.

Sun Jan 11, 2004 4:30 pm by Esquilax

Actually, I just happen to have an Archery trophy on my bookcase. Bring it on!

Don't want to surrender, eh? Fine! Matrix? ! I'll take the next best thing!

*Esquilax goes into bullet-time (Max Payne-style), and dodges each individual bullet before drawing out dual Desert Eagles and returning fire*.

Is that the best you've got, ff???

I've gone up in rank! Yes! New sig. time (again).

Esquilax

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 4:32 pm by freighter fighter

i could use the Delete Topic bomb....

Sun Jan 11, 2004 4:43 pm by Esquilax

Go on, I dare you! You will only be admitting defeat! If you're that tired of the battle, then either surrender, or ask the Mods to name the winner in a contest of their choosing!

Esquilax

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In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women! - Homer

Sun Jan 11, 2004 4:47 pm by freighter fighter

are all aussies as bloody annoying as you?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 4:50 pm by Tawakalna

i told you, ff, they just don't care. that's what makes them such great fun! aussies have a wicked sense of humour, you can insult them all day long and they just chuck it back at you, along with anvils, microwaves, empty cans of XXXX, full cans of Fosters, old Yahoo Serious records, jars of Vegemite - anything really.

Sun Jan 11, 2004 4:52 pm by freighter fighter

esq, so its ok to call you a pretentious nob and convict scum then?

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