Forum story written up!

Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:57 pm by Locutov

"I am Susan, your guide to all that is mysterious, unknown and mystical...or something like that." said Susan. "Oh great Llama Susan" Jim said "Direct me to mine enemies so that I may smite them with something very large and very pointy." She gave him some random bits of information which led him to hunt down those fiends at the lancers reactor, who as far as they were concerned were responsible for...

-two transformations of his g/f

-various hallucinations

-the takeover of a small African country and Holland

-his mum being mad at him

-him becoming momentarily gay

-the odd deaths of bob3turd, Bill Cosby, and Robin Hood

-destruction of the Enterprise and all aboard

-numerous bumps and bruises

-a couple hundred grand in hospital bills

-loss of his job

-his new AA membership

-A nightmare with Janet Reno

-Destruction of his good friends recliner

...and much, much more.

I believe this was Warlord Bob's work but I find it funny every single time I read it

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:32 am by mustang

That was a joint bit between Bob and myself. I wrote the dialougue between Llama Susan and Jim, and Bob did the recap on Jim's eventful progress.

So don't forget that Llama Susan is copywrited charector, if I see any movies staring Llama Susan I expect royalties!!

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