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Forum story written up!

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:59 pm

Forum story written up!

Here it is!
The Freelancer Men are from Mars, Women are from somewhere else story!

It took a while, but I finally got round to sorting it all into a word document and fixing the numerous spelin and grmma errors. Do not fear! For I have credited everybody who participated in writing it!

Hope you enjoy!

"I'm not a Corsair, I just spend my time taking work from them"
Child of the Hispania- http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1404122

Link fixed

Edited by - Wizard on 08-12-2003 17:31:51

edit- new title


Edited by - Sybot on 08-12-2003 23:13:31

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:03 pm

I got an error when clicking on the link.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:05 pm

at least give this thread a proper name and i get the error also

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:32 pm

Hey! Not fair! I did it first!!! Well, almost. I think I finished up at around page 7. I too get the error btw.

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:22 pm

well i think it's ace! and my linky worked..so there.

zlo

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:28 pm

Works for me too. Way to go!

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Post Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:07 pm

First of all, The link works

Second, It's a great story, you have done well

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:05 am

Wow.

It reads better when compiled than with all those sigs and whatnot breaking up the contributions.

It's even zanier than I thought.

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:54 am

man, that is one screwed up story...:p

Post Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:37 am

lol funniest thing i ever see .... well done mate

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Post Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:10 pm

What is everyones favourite bit from the story.
Mine is this bit


"Who are you?" Jim asked.
"I am the architect and you are in a very average movie."
"Noooooooooooo..." Jim screamed.


"I'm not a Corsair, I just spend my time taking work from them"
Child of the Hispania- http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1404122
FL Men R from Mars Women R from somewhere else story- http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1632718

Post Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:21 pm

Now, now," said the old ape thing, "you know your not to play in the Xen dimension. Now run on home and mind your masters" "Well we could" said dink, "but we need to get back to something resembling normality." "With these writers? I don't think so," thought one of the monkeys, just before throwing some teleporting sherbet lemons at them both.

i like that bit

Post Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:24 pm

The story goes from bizarre to stupid to hilariously funny to unreadable and then back again. You can tell about 20 people have had thier hand in it.

Post Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:55 am

And they say open source is the way of the future..... I think this story experiment disproved that

Post Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:09 am

who wrote

Fortunately, The fragment was from the planet Polystyrene 5, so it just bounced around harmlessly,

'cos that bit cracks me up every time (it wasn't me)

and this one (I'm pretty sure this was Mustang's contribution)

by clicking there heels together 3 times and being whisked away to a filthy porno theatre showing 'Big John Holmes does another low down bus station skank the director's cut',

I'm way too lazy to read the original thread, btw.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 11-12-2003 01:12:48

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