@Esq

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Lynch me, eh? Well only if you use nylon rope. Those conventional twisted natural fibres are murder on the skin.

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Maybe we'll use fishing line, the weight of your body would likely cause it to sever your head.

That is the first time I have ever been able to use the dead icon in conversation.

Sir Spectre

welcome back zlo ,sorry i'm a bit late with this it because of the mock exams that i'm currently doing, hasn't left much time for me to go on the P.C latley

What's the point in living if you can't feel alive?

Gee sS, what an achievement, now you can retire in peace I guess (<-- Irony)

Edit: Damn spelling.

They call me spammer, but you may call me Master.
It's better to chase a rabbit then to catch a hare...

@Nickless

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retire in peace I guess (<-- Irony)

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That's not irony, that's a pun and a bad one at that.

Sir Spectre

Nah, just the last part. And it wasn't even intended to be a pun. It wasn't until I read back that I noticed it. But thanks for for mentionning(sp?) it. I won't forget it (<-- That too is irony, bitter irony)

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Gee sS, what an achievement,...<pun part> <to emberrasing to quote>

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That was the irony part.

Edit: I ran out of Smileys. Just to let you know I have no real harsh fealings (<-- Ooh, found one (<-- and another))

Edit: Damn spelling.

They call me spammer, but you may call me Master.
It's better to chase a rabbit then to catch a hare...

Edited by - Nickless: Daft Remarks on 10-12-2003 22:42:35

@Nickless

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Gee sS, what an achievement,...<pun part> <to emberrasing to quote>
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That was the irony part.

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That wasn't irony either, that was mockery.


Sir Spectre

... No more signature. <--- Irony because I have one.

Pun? Pun? Somebody wants a pun? I love puns! Ok here's one...

SS - "Maybe we'll use fishing line, the weight of your body would likely cause it to sever your head."

Esquilax - Well don't leave me hanging around! .

Esquilax

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The above post is true, and by true I mean "false". It's comprised of lies, but they are entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is "no".

@Esq

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Well don't leave me hanging around!

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I'll give that to you as a pun, though technically it isnt. If my statement held true and you were decapitated, your body would have fallen and wouldn't be still be hanging.

Sir Spectre

So, he wouldn't be hanging around then.

Life: No one gets out alive.

@RILMS, yeah but the subject matter was proper and my original statement relies on the fact it would decapitate him. If might only slit his neck but not break the neckbones.

Sir Spectre

Talking about thread hijacking
Anyway, I received the so-much-craved-for greetings and now can enjoy your company. Perhaps I should delete the thread now? Whaddayasay?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

@sS: Ironic mockery?

Edit: Damn spelling.

They call me spammer, but you may call me Master.
It's better to chase a rabbit then to catch a hare...

@Nickless

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@sS: Ironic mockery?

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Possibly. Irony usually relies on not expecting a certain outcome, you were mocking thus you expected your statement to be contrary. Irony comes from things you hold to be true, that are proven to be the opposite by actions resulting or originating with you. That doesn't encompass all it, but it's short sweet description.

Sir Spectre

SS and RILMS - While I would LOVE to debate the validity of my pun with you, but I have become rather paranoid about not getting threads locked. Therefore, I will not comment on this. Damn! I had some good semantic cards to play!

Oops, better get back on topic........ erm..... Ok, here's one.
So tell us zlo, how long HAVE you been gone? Weeks? Months?

Yes, that's a good one .

Esquilax

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The above post is true, and by true I mean "false". It's comprised of lies, but they are entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is "no".