Why me? Why me?

Its so unfair, I only get ill or sick on my weekends or holidays and Im never ill on school days. Whats wrong with me?! Its supposed to be the other way around!

The only good thing is that I have an excuse to go on the forums and really laze about the house.
My mom says its a cold, my dad (of course) says Ive caught a computer virus. I caught it yesterday after playing Red Alert 2 and Age of Empires 2 for 8 hours staight.
Is their a doctor anywhere that can tell me why this is happening?
Why should I have a sig?