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redneck jedi

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

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BLADE_CHASER

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:33 pm

redneck jedi

> You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
>
> * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
> * Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
> * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
> * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
> * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
> * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
> * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
> * Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
> * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have
> to wait for a commercial.
> * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
> * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark
> side...it'll be a hoot."
> * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to
> get the barbecue grill to light up.
> * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
> * You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
> * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through
> the window.
> * Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a
> pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
> * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
> * You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
> * You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
> * If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
>
>


the nomads are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! quick close up any bodily orrifices

Locutov

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:35 pm

Are you going on a spamming tour or sth

if you are stop it because it will only get you banned

[steel]

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:39 pm

he must be trying for admiral
btw that joke is ancient

BLADE_CHASER

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:39 pm

no im not i just thougt it would be better on 3 threads cause its different topics......

to the mods sorry if this seems like spam im not doing it for that reason if u want deleate 2 of the threads and i will humbly post them all in one with my apologies

Recusant

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:43 pm

Uh.... we have a "comical amusing and non-sensical" thread for all this stuff (It's stickied at the top of the thread list), and there is definitely no need for a separate thread for each one!

BLADE_CHASER

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:47 pm

ive said sorry aint i stop flaming me

if u dont like it get it clicked i really dont care i just thought that it might amuse people and to be honest i dont look in that thread often cause it normally gets delated im NOT DOING IT FOR SPAM PURPOSES!!!!

if i was id be replying to every thread on this site now wouldnt i
"Off Topic
This is where you can discuss your homework, family, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series"
definition post what u want as i take it

if im wrong im sorry is it really that bad that i done this really ???????????

Edited by - {NH}blade_chaser on 04-11-2003 15:49:32

Edited by - {NH}blade_chaser on 04-11-2003 15:50:08

Nickless V2

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:57 pm

Well, I thought it was pretty funny.

Blade_chaser: don't let these guys get to you, they're just old 'n rusty after hanging around here for too long

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BLADE_CHASER

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 5:05 pm

happy guys my other 2 threads are gone now

question to moderators
"is it ok if i repost the other 2 threads in this one please???

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Fear Factor

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 5:28 pm

It's okay. Just leave things the way they are now. You're quite new so it's understandable. You learn something today. Just do it in the stickied thread on the top next time, okay?

BLADE_CHASER

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 5:34 pm

i dont think being new has to do with it personally
its in off topic so really i should be allowed to post what i want in there
ok admitadly maybe putting it as 3 threads was wrong and i apologise for that but whats wrong with it being 3 in 1 thread

just cause people who have been here since the dawn off time didnt like what i do others should be deprived of starwars humour

im not here to spam i really couldnt care less what rank i hold in here i just enjoy coming and talking bout things freelancer and what not
i shouldnt have threads deleated cause 2 people moaned

and yeah ill have to put it in the stickiecd thread but it gets delated sometimes which defeats the purpose of doing it in the first place


have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????


Edited by - {NH}blade_chaser on 04-11-2003 17:36:15

Fear Factor

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 5:38 pm

When I said new, I meant in the OT. And we liked your posts, but there is already a special place to do it.

zlo

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:23 pm

@blade_chaser: the redneck jedi was really cool stuff! BTW, I don't see any problem in posting funny stuff in the afore-mentined thread: okay, it's dumped from time to time, but how many times would you like to read a joke? there's always a new one to enjoy.
And, guys, I missed the three-threads thing, but I think a bit more friendliness wouldn't hurt, would it? (that's just my personal opinion, being a (drunk) Zlo and such )

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Warlord Bob

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:28 pm

The funnies thread only gets dumped once ina great while, from my experiance. But it does seem that your posts are quite popular as they are at present the top 3!

BLADE_CHASER

Post Tue Nov 04, 2003 8:48 pm

thanks guys
all i was trying to do was make some funnies in here and i got told is wasnt allowed cause i posted 3 seperate threads i offered to post it all in one but im not allowed
lol and as for jokes being read over and over after awhile all thread drop in to the bottemless depths so whats the harm lol

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

BLADE_CHASER

Post Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:40 am

1. Vader is your Co-pilot: we think a guy who can strangle people over a
> videophone is someone who ought to be watching our six.
>
> 2. Ship names that dont just rattle off the alphabet (A-wing, B-wing,
> Y-wing...)
>
> 3. When confronted with bad news, Imperial Officers don't whine "NOOO" and
> then jump down bottomless shafts.
>
> 4. Our Bespin Cloud miners don't pitch Colt 45's on the side.
>
> 5. Darth Vaders Imperial announcements have the same soothing reassuring tone
> as that guy from CNN.
>
> 6. White armor shows all the dirt making dress inspections a snap.
>
> 7. Even after you bump your head on low-hanging shuttle bay doors, you can
> still shoot your blasters and miss wildly with the best of them.
>
> 8. Solar panels on the TIE fighters: like the good custodians of the galaxy
> that we are, Imperial craft are equipped with energy-efficient solar panels.
> Take that you fossil fuel burning Rebel scum!
>
> 9. No stinking shields: Real He-men don't pull nine Gs around the Van Allen
> Belt all cuddled up in their shields. Those X-Wings probably have seat belts
> too!
>
> 10. "Greedos Guide to Bounty Hunting" not in Imperial manual.
>
> 11. Check out the imperial convenience Store: Yoda pops, Chewie Tobbacca, and
> Jawabreakers.
>
> 12. 'Secret Order of the Emperor' tattoos impress cantina babes.
>
> 13. No Ewoks.
>
> 14. John William's' "Imperial March" 'Nuf said.


ok im putting this here ERASER if its bad im sorry lol but i did get that email ill only do this one for now....... if its ok 8) i hope its ok


have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

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