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If bulls could drive, would red still mean stop?

Did Bonnie and Clyde have his-and-her shotguns?

Why do we say we know it by heart when our brain did all the work?

Why do we call them elevators when they go up and down?

What's the shelf life of a shelf?

Is there anything less meaningful than the first three quarters of a basketball game?

Did Mr. Ed get "horse"?

Is it possible to flush without looking?

Is it just a coincidence that "bet" rhymes with "debt"?

What do bums do on Labor Day?

How many sakes does Christ have?

What is a hand basket, and why are they always going to hell?

Has anyone ever had a child who isn't "really smart for their age"?

Why utilize when you can use?


If breasts come in pairs and vaginas in singles, why is bra singular and panties plural?

those are pretty weird words

Cool stuff, but I guess this whole thing should have been posted in the "amusingandnonsensicalthread"

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Just so you know, bulls are color-blind. They charge at the FLAILING cloth, not at the RED cloth.

Now convicts, get into the cells - we're due for tonight's lockdown. Repost this on the sticky if you want to. Click!