...is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

...is so stupid, she went to Taco Bell to get new phone service.

...is so fat, her blood type is Gravy.



Victory, a true victory is not merely crushing your enemy, pounding it into submission. No, my friend, true victory comes after the battle, when your enemy is convinced that they were wrong to oppose you in the first place.

...would cry if she saw this thread. what are you? 10 years old for christs sake? i'm not gonna lower myself to this level. Theres a jokes thread stickied at the top of the page. Pay attention and direct you jokes there

-arcon
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*talks like Igor* Shall we burn him master?

Life: No one gets out alive.

no no, his wretched soul will devour him from the inside, here, let us watch from afar

-arcon
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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

*still in Igor voice* Yesss master

Life: No one gets out alive.

me want burn idiot

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

*gets out flamethrower*
Also, there are millions of websites with millions of yo mamma jokes out there. Just do a search

i'venever heard/read a yo mama joke b4.. not very amusing, no material there. H O W E V E R it does remind me of the comic gem "History Today" which used to be on The Mary Whitehouse Experience (Arch u won't remember that u were about 9 i think)

Anyone remember it? grom and steel will, I loved it, and Milky-Milky too. And Jarvis! now THAT was liquid humour.

As was the sadly departed Fist of Fun, and Absolutely! and Victor-lewis Smith's Buy-Gones. remember when VLS took over producing Holiday, sacked Judith Chalmers and replaced her with Arthur Mullard? a stroke of pure genius, I watched it every time after that!

Bo Selecta and Phoenix Nights are about the funniest things at the mo, bugger all else.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 10-10-2003 00:22:53

bo selecta?

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Seriously, what the hell are you talking about? Reminiscing of old BBC shows?

This thread has spiraled off topic in a short amount of time. (More off tangent remarks) Anyone know a thread where this happened faster?

Yo momma carried you for nine months, and then you gonna make jokes about her? Dat's cold, bro.

Well, are you supprised that it went off topic so fast? We don't care about the topic and want it dead.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Hey, if were watch him burn, can we at least throw him into the hell fires of Dantes Inferno??
Thatll make him burn a whole lot better....

I hate that freakin' Ion Cannon!! Time to do the mission over AGAIN!

ok lets do that, but put some mox in with him, should be fun

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

If you were a moderator would you give me a reason for locking this thread?

Neither would I.