A British Diplomat paid courtesy visit to Lalloojee.
During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of
entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of

numbers.

He said, " Your excellency, Look at the value of the
alphabet :
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it
will be :
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G
12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K
12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most
important.
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on
your people to improve themselves, increase,

productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous.

Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your
people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, " I have
better formula. See this
........
C O R R U P T I O N
3 15 18 18 21 16 20 9 15 14 = 111 %...................


Do you want me to come and teach your people?

I can do it in less than one week." - fwd mail