Auditions for my next play, "Zlothello" -- Update

Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:27 pm by jedierrant

Thou didst lose thine way yet again, Sir ff? Smackth a great beatdown upon those disreputable cardamine knaves. This heroic action alone will verily put thy in the good graces of Kusari.

((How can you adutition without knowing the criteria? Geez, I hope I never audition for real theater and the director just looks at me and says, "I'm waiting" with no other direction.))

jedierrant

Saving damsels in distress,
Defending the defenseless,
Fighting for the underdog,
Don Quixote in an X-wing.

To err is human,
To errant is my guiding light.

Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:51 pm by Nickless V2

Damn, if you guys all keep talking this ancient English bullcrap, I'm never getting the job.

Fri Oct 03, 2003 2:20 pm by gromit

Can I audition?! what do i have to do?

LLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

That ok? I can dance too

Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:17 pm by Nickless V2

Carefull Grom, you might end up as the village idiot

Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:58 pm by freighter fighter

nay, for yonder kusari are less fun than watching snails race 'pon a path.

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Fri Oct 03, 2003 5:17 pm by RILMS

Then why good sir, were you up in arms about you being cast out of the land of Kasari?

Life: No one gets out alive.

Fri Oct 03, 2003 5:27 pm by Tawakalna

grom will end playing a faithful sidekick dog who gets kicked out of bedroom to accomodate a penguin, but saves the day in the end.

nothing like being typecast is there?

personally SrSpec u could do worse than have the brave but foolish hero played by ye Tawakalna who doth hail from ye Stokes Station of Mining, accompanied by his faithful squire and monkey, who be'eth the smaller offspring from his loins, having but 9 year. Together they roam the lands of Rhein and Omicron, ripping off ye Pc and XBox games and haranguing ye merchants of the BB guns, whilst being in all fain forbidden from the lands of Liberty, Kusari and banished from their homeland of ye Bretoniaa, they now find refuge in yonder five of Omega, where the Tawakalna doth protect his small squire who flieth naught but an ill-equipped Y-Wing, for he doth possess a truly potent Firespray that doth pass water over all that dare challenge it, for it is armed with the very Fire of Orthanc that doth have a refire rate of 10,000.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 03-10-2003 18:42:39

Fri Oct 03, 2003 5:39 pm by gromit

what a great idea Taw...its got that "familiar ring"

But Soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east and gromit is the sun!
Arise fair gromit and kill the envious penguin!

Maybe?

No?

Woof?

Fri Oct 03, 2003 5:56 pm by freighter fighter

my dear RILMS, i was up in arms 'pon my casting out of kusari for i forgot my wallet.

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Fri Oct 03, 2003 6:48 pm by zlo

Ah, well, at least I don't have to worry - I have a part anyway

Now, the problem is, I think I still need to find some scapegoat to do the dirty job for me. Any volunteers?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Fri Oct 03, 2003 7:10 pm by Sir Spectre

An actor has been added to the cast. Everyone welcome RILMS.

@Zlo, I'm glad you're not taking it out of context. It's all in fun.

Sir Spectre

.... Time passes too quickly to be enjoyed and too slowly to be endured.

Fri Oct 03, 2003 7:21 pm by RILMS

I am honoured to be included in this new play of yours. *bows to Sir Specter*

And ff, if thoust has lost thy wallet, I would suggest that thou shalt call the companys of thy cards and cancel them. Once thou hast doneth that, I can lend you 20 gold peices till you get back on your feet.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Edited by - RILMS on 03-10-2003 21:58:30

Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:30 pm by Warlord Bob

*GHASP!* The penguin thread-invasion continuith!

"Here I am, brain the size of the universe, trying to serve you a simple web page, and then it doesn't even exist! Where does that leave me?! I mean, I don't even know you." - TLR Web Server

Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:57 pm by Killzone

Man there are more mad voices here than voices telling me to burn things in my head.....

BURN SIRIUS BURN!!!
THE SCOURGES ARE BACK!!!

Fri Oct 03, 2003 9:03 pm by RILMS

Voices are telling you to burn things in your head? My good sir, I do beleave that you have gone insane.

Life: No one gets out alive.

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