King Kupalamalupa

Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:02 pm by lethallarry

Years ago in the Hawaiian lived King Kupalamalupa. He was the leader of a small village on the northern edge of the island. His village was like any other Hawaiian village, with all of the structures being grass huts. King Kupalamalupa's hut was no different in that sense, but it was different in that due to his stature and rank, his was a two-story hut. This was ironic, as though he was the only person in the village with a second story to his home, he was acrophobic, and would not spend much time upstairs, so he slept on the main floor of his home. King Kupalamalupa was also unique in his hobby - he collected thrones. In every trade dealing he had with a neighbouring village, he would ask that a throne be incuded as part of the deal; subsequently, he collected a large number of thrones. Since he used the main floor of his hut as his living quarters, he stored all of the thrones up on the second floor, which was fine for many years, until one night, when the aging floor finally collapsed under the weight of those many stone thrones, and they came crashing down, killing poor King Kupalamalupa in his sleep.

There's only two types of people who play Freelancer:
-Those who think the Sabre is the best ship;
-Those who are wrong.

Edited by - LethalLarry on 27-09-2003 07:56:52

Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:08 pm by Killzone

I read the title and think "My God, Larrys finally lost it!" Then I thought "Did he have it in the first place?" Then, I read some of the post and thought " If he ever had it, its forty miles down the road from him" and then I though " Why am I posting this?" But then I remembered, I have to question your sanity. Sooo, Larry, whats this got to do with... Life in General? Nothing? Good, glad to here it... Everything? Man you gotta stop takin whatever your takin....

In short, whyd you post it? (Puts on flame retardent suit, for the first time)

BURN CORSAIR BURN!!!!

Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:15 pm by Sir Spectre

I can understand thrones, but "thones" aren't that weighty

. As for your subject heading, I thought Hey's style of speak has been intruding into more people now.

His insanity has nearly become a social communicable disease spread by casual posting.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 26-09-2003 23:19:01

Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:50 am by jedierrant

::blinks::

What the...?

To click or not to click. That is the question.

jedierrant

Saving damsels in distress,
Defending the defenseless,
Fighting for the underdog,
Don Quixote in an X-wing.

Play UT, and you'll leave crying Volun-Tears!

Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:13 am by lethallarry

I suppose you guys would like to know the moral of the story?

There's only two types of people who play Freelancer:
-Those who think the Sabre is the best ship;
-Those who are wrong.

Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:15 am by Sir Spectre

LL said:

I suppose you guys would like to know the moral of the story?

When in doubt get a storage locker?

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 27-09-2003 02:16:07

Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:23 am by mustang

Edited by - Mustang on 27-09-2003 02:23:48

Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:35 am by Wolf_Demon

don't put too muck stress on urself??
i dont know! i', trying my hardest! *cries and runs to room*

my mood:
oy!: I'm happy
iiieeee!: I'm psycho
dude: I'm not in a very good mood
AHHHH!: I'm mad

Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:22 am by jedierrant

Don't post wierd confusing stories that have abitrary morals to them?

jedierrant

Saving damsels in distress,
Defending the defenseless,
Fighting for the underdog,
Don Quixote in an X-wing.

Play UT, and you'll leave crying Volun-Tears!

Sat Sep 27, 2003 3:35 am by kimk

moral = don't collect thrones and stick it up on the second floor of your grass hut for a hobby.

Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:37 am by RILMS

Having too much power will crush you?

Life: No one gets out alive.

Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:48 am by jedierrant

Make sure your building is up to code?

Don't put all your thrones in one basket?

A man who lives in grass huts should be careful of structural stress?

All ways beware of lead factors?

jedierrant

Saving damsels in distress,
Defending the defenseless,
Fighting for the underdog,
Don Quixote in an X-wing.

Play UT, and you'll leave crying Volun-Tears!

Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:52 am by lethallarry

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

There's only two types of people who play Freelancer:
-Those who think the Sabre is the best ship;
-Those who are wrong.

Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:46 am by Whasp Commander

*obligatory groan*

Heh, that's a neat one.

--------------------------------
Why make your own mistakes when someone else has already made them for you?
-Learn from the skeletons floating in the piranha pool: NO SWIMMING!

Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:48 am by RILMS

ha ha ha, thats pretty good accually.

Life: No one gets out alive.

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