Fight against GC that enough women for ya??

Bein an Outcast is about doin things you wanna do: Kill, Terrorise, Murder, Destroy, Smoke Cardamine, ya know, normal stuff.....

There are no women in Freelancer who are the targets of assassination attempts because that would imply that at one time or another, that woman had done something wrong. And women are never wrong.

At least, that's what my wife tells me.

If a man is alone in the middle of the forest and no one can hear him, is he still wrong?

Wap

if a woman asks you something, you reply ' yes' or ' no' if you are married to one ( god help ye ) reply with " yes dear" or "no dear"

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

One date, and your scarred for life, ff?

yeh but u gotta throw a sorry in there now and again or ur in for it

Sometimes the glass is half full, other times its half empty. Usually its just twice as big as it really needs to be

FF, ive not gone yet, its my parents that are scaring me...

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Women are like bullets. Its fun to watch other guys take the lead, but it ain't so funny when they target you too...

Actually, thats not very good, let me try again...

Women are like cars. They like to be left alone to clear up sometimes, but you must get inside them at least twice a day...

Let me try once more...

Women are like hands, they can't stop touching you...

Lol

Utopia
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"I'm not a lifesaver... I'm a screensaver..."

So Juni doesn't count?



p.s. Some of the actresses have great sexy voices. Good thing we can't see them though. I knew a female dispatcher who had a voice that had all the men practically lusting after her. In reality, she was considerably more than just "pleasingly plump"!





Jose Chavez: "Trent! It's good to see my kind of scum."

To women, may they continue to baffle us, drive us crazy and yet we still love em to bits for the rest of however long we may have left on this planet

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Lol, it just all fits so well!

EDIT: *link deleted* Sorry, but no advertising allowed here !

Edited by - Eraser on 14-10-2003 23:15:57

@Si,

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WORDS WOMEN USE

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If the programmers could incorporated those word and action variables into their female AI characters I can guarentee after a while we'd be begging for satisfaction from the game where we once had it most of the time.


Sir Spectre

Like Master Yoda's speak, Olde English is, yes? Hehmmmmhaha!
-- From the play "Zlothello"

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"Much Uba About Nothing"
* "This might be the funniest thread EVER seen on these forums. Encore!" - Stinger
"The Taming of the Psycho" (Hey)
* "Bravo! Bravo! Wow your writing is impressive!" - mb52
"Zlothello"
* "If I video'd my face while reading this, it would've been a comedy in itself." - Imagine

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 14-10-2003 17:48:52

personally i treat 'em like radiation....keep FAR(far is an understatement) and i mean FAR away

Description of "wedding ring" as from diablo 2
Band of eternal damnation:
+50% chance of immediate death
-500% free time
-200% free will
-7 to "watching the game"
-50 to life
causes 6 wedding damage per second<=can only be remedied with elixer of drunkenness
+60% chance of spawning babbling infants of babality

Okay, this was moved from the Freelancer Discussion group, this is nearly Off-topic but I still made comments as to the topic of the thread which was Female AI characters in Freelancer. I don't think it should have been moved. But that's me.


Edited by - Sir Spectre on 14-10-2003 21:12:54