How to change a lightbulb

Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:19 am by Warlord Bob

Just for argument/conversation's sake... ya know the lightbulb thing in the *deap breath* comical amusing nonsensical thread? What mundane activity such as that can we discuss here to entertain ourselves?

Phooey... new quote time again

Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:38 am by Killzone

How many ways can you slap a retard?

How many ways can you shoot international terrorists?

How many ways can you destroy the Environment without even knowing your destroying it?

There all I can think of...

Bein an Outcast is about doin things you wanna do: Kill, Terrorise, Murder, Destroy, Smoke Cardamine, ya know, normal stuff.....

Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:03 am by Sir Spectre

Killzone would probably insult and flame the lightbulb until it changed itself.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:09 am by Nickless V2

Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:20 am by Fear Factor

How many Heys? just one. He'll spam a forum hoping they'll change the lightbulb for him

Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:03 am by Nickless V2

Shoot at it with a sunslayer, it will light up like a supernova

The Titan Flies Like A Cow

"They're talking from here..." - Freddy Mercury '86

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Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:11 pm by Killzone

LOL, knowing me I probably would....

Bein an Outcast is about doin things you wanna do: Kill, Terrorise, Murder, Destroy, Smoke Cardamine, ya know, normal stuff.....

Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:24 pm by jedierrant

You ask it nicely, duh.

Either that or you get your maintence droid to take care of it. What you don't have one? Too bad for you.

jedierrant

Saving damsels in distress,
Defending the defenseless,
Fighting for the underdog,
Don Quixote in an X-wing.

Play UT, and you'll leave crying Volun-Tears!

Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:16 pm by freighter fighter

how to bulb a lightchange...ah the confusion you can sow when you change some words ^^

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:25 am by DJscratchman

"How many ways can you slap a retard?"
lay off man, my uncs autismic (same thing) seriosly
what was the point of that?

Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:29 am by Sir Spectre

DJscratchman don't take it too seriously, Killzone calls a lot of people retards. Mostly its people that annoy him such as the case with a poster named "Hey".

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

EDIT: BTW, if you want to know the full and funny story with Hey, check out the full play I wrote about in the off-topic forum. The Full & Complete Text of "The Taming of the Psycho (Hey)"

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 24-09-2003 05:33:49

Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:32 am by Killzone

Heh, Im not thinking about people with disorders... Im thinking about the absolute mental rejects Im having to put up with this end.... and I am NOT gonna become "famous" for calling people retards.... But Flaming said retards instead....

Bein an Outcast is about doin things you wanna do: Kill, Terrorise, Murder, Destroy, Smoke Cardamine, ya know, normal stuff.....

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