Christ.... I can't read that without wincing, and I'm the one who wrote it....

Yeah, I know Juni's not real, but she's got a nice butt anyway.

hmmmmmmmmm all i get is the aroma of cardamine
you really should lay off that stuff

What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Documentation?

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this?
What a shame, Sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Hey, that was pretty good.... SO IT'S SPAM!!! This is the BAD poetry corner!

*L*

Yeah, I know Juni's not real, but she's got a nice butt anyway.

I am the greatest.
I'm also extremely cool.
I hate poetry.

There's some bad poetry for you.

If I could die today,
I wouldn't.

More bad poetry, written by yours truly.

This thread is all spam.
It is destined to be 'clicked'.
Counting down right now.

What, EXACTLY, is spam, hmm?
This forum is designated the Off Topic Forum. I think spam is most aptly defined as anything posted which does not conform to the defined outline of the forum in question, or posts which go against the wishes to the users at large as to what they want to read/interact with.

Just because YOU don't like it does not make it spam.

Yeah, "bad poetry corner" is silly. So is "Arcon TV", "net terms", "anyone still watch cartoons", and just about every single other topic in this forum. Either it's all spam, and thus all acceptable, or none of it's spam.

Yeah, I know Juni's not real, but she's got a nice butt anyway.

FF: LOL that was a good one!

FF you get post of the month with that one! Extremely amusing.

ff: Hilarious Keep em coming !

BTW, wouldn´t it be best if we abbreviate freighter fighter to ff and Fear Factor to FF ? Than you wont get as many mix ups.

Good Id, but what do ff and FF think about that?

FF thinks that people who refer ff as FF and FF as ff should stop mixing and confusing FF and ff. Pfft.

i dont object to people calling FF ff and ff FF whats wrong with that??

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

thats why I call ff: fr-fi so I wont be confused

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams

Alright, enough about the ff and FF thing. Please get back on topic. I want to see more stuff like freighter fighter posted