i loved this one so much we even had it on our answering machine for a while...

"THREEPIO!...THREEPIO!...WHERE COULD HE BE?!?!?!...THREEPIO!!!"

Kyp

The other day, in study hall, i farted really loud, you know...so the guys would laugh...and i swear it was so hanus that Susie Johnson almost ralphed up her salsbury steak.
it was freakin sweet...

"Ninja Burger: we deliver in 30 minutes or less, or we commit seppuku!"

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, check its belly - Trojans

Playing chicken with a bridge is better than playing bridge with a chicken.

We want ships so massive they have their own gravititional pull and cause seasoned space-travelers say "Thats no moon..."

Somnabulist: Person who walks in sleep.
Somntubulist: Person who sleeps in bathtub.
Somnbathulism: Taking a bath while sleeping.
Somndrownulism: Follows when Somnambulist is having Somnbathulism ontop a Somntubulist.

I'm a busy man. I got places to go, People to kill...

Life is a pain, get over it!

god made man but a monkey supplied the glue. -quote from DEVO

You gve me your gun, let me return it to you... bullet-first.

Winston Churchill - Cats look down to people, Dogs look up to people, only pigs look humans as equals.

A requirement of creativity is that it contributes to change. Creativity keeps the creator alive.
-Frank Herbert, unpublished notes

Don't drink and drive. You might spill some.

Tell me one reason I should let you live...
"Well, I have a..." RATATATATATA!
Oops, I guess it slipped.

I got humor...But my Thompson don't!Get down on you'r knees and say you give up,you rat!Yes,like that,now cry!

yes i shot him in the back.... his back was facing me.

How are the Mosquitoes this year? Should I bring regular "Off", "Deep Woods Off", Muskol or a barrel of DDT?







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Smoke me a Kipper I'll be Bsk for Breakfast

"A TopGun through and through"

Xaviera Hemming's (one of my dumb blonde friends) quotes for the day:

"I thought Greenpeace only saved green stuff" after another friend said the greenpeace representative (in a debate in Science class) should only be shouting 'save the whales'.
"If you can get pink (albino) dolphins then you can get green whales" a while later when dolphins came up in conversation.


"I'm not a Corsair, I just spend my time taking work from them"
Child of the Hispania- http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1404122

stoke me a clipper, i'll be back for christmas

"I've come to think of you all as people I've ..met."

"The purpose of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his" -Gen. George Patton

"If its environmenlism it isn't fun" Lila (Futurama)

(After have tricycle stolen by bully)
"I suppose since you are a bully the reason you do all these bad things is you have alot of inner-pain. Well now its time for some outer-pain *pulls out a big gun*" -Stewy (Family Guy)

"Twice and Twice shall he be marked,
twice to live and twice to die.
Once the heron, to set his path.
Twice the heron, to name him
true.
Once the Dragon, for remembrance lost.
Twice the Dragon, for the price he must pay."

I thought it was

"Smoke me a Slipper I'll be back for Christmas"

"A TopGun through and through"

No, it´s "Smoke me a kipper, I´ll be back for Christmas"

I thought it was "Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas.."

I have this on RW uber-nerd authority, and the episode was also called "Stoke me a clipper"

aahh.. but wasn't the REAL Ace just so... ace?!? What a guy!

this is inspiring another list, this time 3 most ace blokes.

1. Ace Rimmer (goes without saying really)
2. Aragorn (he really IS ace)
3. Obi-Wan (he's just ace)

Edited by - Tawakalna on 08-09-2003 19:35:55

4) Arcon (Ace & Real, the best combination)

-arcon
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such modesty in someone so young!

Here is another one: "Duty is as heavy as a mountain and death is as light as a feather" -Saying of the Boarderlands

"Twice and Twice shall he be marked,
twice to live and twice to die.
Once the heron, to set his path.
Twice the heron, to name him
true.
Once the Dragon, for remembrance lost.
Twice the Dragon, for the price he must pay."