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Post Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:53 pm

I think you need to sleep with Camilla Bowles to be eligible for that house.

I'll take Bill Gates' lakeside palace. Only the Enterprise E has more integrated gadgets in it.

Edited by - Fear Factor on 24-08-2003 00:37:16

Post Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:59 pm

im about 20 years in the wrong family

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Post Sat Aug 23, 2003 10:31 pm

@-FF

That is incorrect, you have to sleep with prince harry for that house or buy the Royal Family out of it.

and seeing the thing I know about Fr Fi neither will happen on a short term base

Post Sun Aug 24, 2003 3:16 am

Prince Charles or William would be your better bet, they are the only two with a direct line to the throne. Harry is number three providing William dies before he bares children.

But me thinks a homosexual relationship with a royal prince wouldn't go down particularly well with the establishment. So your best bet would be to start shagging the queen and be her resident toy boy.

Edited by - Mustang on 24-08-2003 04:16:27

Post Sun Aug 24, 2003 3:21 am

nah, basically, set william up with your sister or something, you'll become an earl or something, then for the rest of your lineage, you'll be super close to the royals, so eventually one of your offspring will be on the throne...now THATS a plan (Note: its also MY plan, get your own)

-arcon
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Post Sun Aug 24, 2003 8:13 am

bah humbug after after the Revolution it will be a Peoples Co-operative Farm, the so-called royal family (the ones i dont shoot) will be rehoused on a council estate.

Post Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:50 pm

yeah, you and what army? you KNOW MI5 is watching you, you wont get ANYWHERE

-arcon
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Post Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:54 pm

MI5 is riddled with traitors anyway. Its the Freemasons in the Police I need to worry about.

Post Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:54 pm

not that there are any freemasons in the Police, that would be paranoid

Edited by - Tawakalna on 24-08-2003 21:37:21

Post Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:55 pm

i meant i was born into the wrong family and FF, its camilla parker bowles *slaps you with a ship hull panel doped with cardemine*


"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Edited by - freighter fighter on 24-08-2003 21:47:25

Post Sun Aug 24, 2003 9:04 pm

my wife tells me that CP-B is the great-grandaughter of Mrs. Kepple who was Edward VII's long-time mistress, and Violet Trefusis, lesbian lover of Vita Sackville-West (who was also Virginia Woolf's girlfriend) was her great-aunt. Would you want to be born into a family like that??????? errr well maybe for the last bit!

"Violet Trefusis, never refuses,
but Vita Sackville-West,
liked women best..."



..you think you're done with the past; but the past isn't done with you..

Post Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:21 am

why not? its more interesting than mine, however one of my relatives was a sponser of the first wimbeldon tournament and another had 6 mistresses...

Post Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:22 am

one of my relatives was a Womble..

Post Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:16 pm

a womble !
how common !

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