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Van Wilder Discussion

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:15 pm

"although i dont agree with that statement, i'll defend to death your right to say it"

-arcon
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Post Sat Aug 16, 2003 3:10 pm

lol Arcon I saw the episode your sig is from

Post Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:10 pm

I don't care for Jack Ass at all. It is boring and not funny to me.

If you like;

American Pie 1
American Pie 2
American Wedding
Road Trip
The New Guy

,then you will like Van Wilder and should rent is ASAP.

It uses secretions and excretions for humor, which I have found that most people think those items are funny. Even movie stars have admitted that they can not help laughing when someone has a gaseous excretion that makes noise or stank. If you do not like these types of things, then you will not like Van Wilder. If you are offended by any nudity or sexual implications, then You will not like this movie.

Otherwise, to those that havn't seen it, you need to rent it soon.

Regulator

Post Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:17 pm

I feel the need to defend Jackass. I rented the movie today and I don't think I've laughed so much in ages. It appeals to the silly little idiot who lurks inside each and everyone of us. He's the one who makes us laugh when someone farts, or has a stupendously stupid sounding name. And Jackass works on it like nothing else.
BTW Regulator, it's a little odd that you highlight the humour in other movies where secretions and excretions are used, as if they're the highpoints of humour in the movie, and at the same time say how unfunny jackass is.

Post Mon Aug 18, 2003 9:36 pm


Even movie stars have admitted that they can not help laughing when someone has a gaseous excretion that makes noise or stank.


And God knows that movie stars are enlightened, ultra-cultured beings who live on a higher cultural plane, and as such must always be held in awe.

I'll laugh at Jackass the day one of them die doing their stunts.

Post Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:30 am

yikes, i went to see american wedding last night, absolutely AWFUL!

-arcon
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Post Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:13 pm

I don't totally knock Jack Ass. It just isn't my type of humor. Obviously it is humorous or they wouldn't be so successful. Realistic painful things aren't very funny to me. I know there are other things that they do, but I normally see people dropping pool table balls from 30 feet up on the Jack Ass genitalia and things like that.

I don't think that Movie stars are "enlightened, ultra-cultured beings who live on a higher cultural plane, and as such must always be held in awe.-FearFactor" I think that they are normally extra careful about their image, but yet they openly admit that they find flagilations to be funny. It is normally accepted as a humorous bodily function.

Arcon, If you didn't like Van Wilder, then certainly you wouldn't like American Wedding. I am suprised you watched it. You must have known before hand that is was a very basic type of humor according to your scale.

Stifler in the beginning of American Wedding was a bit too wild, but they made up for that in the end. The best part of the Movie is the Dancing Competition.

Regulator

Post Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:12 pm

i wasnt for the tits and ass and was sorely disapointed there wasnt more of the batchelor party

-arcon
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Post Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:40 pm

I feel the need to defend Van Wilder even though it is pure american trash. Its one of those movies were you get "exactly what it says on the box"...formulaic american college buddy buddy crap...you know the one....girl with d*ck of a boyfriend meets hero who she instantly hates...hero charms girl...boyfriend gets jealous...boyfriend suffers from premature ejacluation...girl decides hero isn't bad after all after seeing him naked...boyfriend tries to embarass hero in front of girl's parents...hero proves resourceful and parents love him...hero gets boyfriend back with practical joke involving dog semen...boyfriend tells everyone he's gonna marry girl...hero finds out and f*cks girl 2 (why the hell not)...girl says no to marriage and then walks in on hero f*cking girl 2...hero graduates...girl comes to senses and leaps onto hero in final scene.

Usual crap....terrible terrible film with no plot, bad acting and formulaic script...although strangely superb when suffering from a hangover...perfect if you're not into thinking, rates about the same as "dude wheres my car?" in my book.

As for jackass...formulaic american buddy buddy tits and ass is one thing...bunch of w*nkers running around covering themselves with sh*t and trying to kill themselves?? c'mon!...if you want to kill yourself, hurry up and do it already, and if you want to cover yourself in sh*t go to f'in amsterdam

Post Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:28 pm

you must be ALOT of fun

-arcon
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Post Tue Aug 19, 2003 10:33 pm


and if you want to cover yourself in sh*t go to f'in amsterdam

Had a bad experience Gromit?

Btw LOL White Knight, I totaly agree with you



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Post Tue Aug 19, 2003 10:58 pm

i could have told you american pie the wedding was a POS

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Post Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:07 pm


although strangely superb when suffering from a hangover...


Completely off-topic, but Aliens is a f*ckin cool movie to watch when you're drunk. Somehow the hangover comment reminded me of that...

Post Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:34 am

aliens is cool stone cold sober as well, its just a cool movie.

-arcon
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Post Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:58 am

Plebian! Thine uncouth and lowbrow film cannot stand next to the power of Mega Maid! Or for that matter, Mighty Joint!

jedierrant

"You're clever than you look, Q" ~007
"It's better than looking clever than you are, 007."~Q

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