Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:19 pm
Laughter is inevitable
Perhaps the following will cheer you guys up ! Here are some pictures with accompanying text.
"Okay, now twist to the left, push it up 45 degrees then pull!"
"Aha! He's using Linux!"
Apparently, there were a lot of people that Vader "wanted to see with his own eyes."
"In a moment of weakness Vader was totally caught off-guard by the "Nerd Gang."
"I'm sorry Lord Vader, but it doesn't look like you're cable-ready."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Hair Club for the Sith: I'm not only a Dark Lord, I'm also a client."
Skywalker chose the name "Darth Vader" mainly because "Headwound Annie" just didn't strike the same fear into the hearts of his foes.
"Can you hear me now? Good!"
"Look Bob, if I press here his foot wiggles...!"
All the Emperor's horses and all the Emperor's men couldn't put Darth Vader back together again.
Behind every great man are a dozen nerds.
"Whew! Chewie! Ever hear of a Tic-Tac?"
Bo Shek realizes too late that his fellow barflies may not appreciate jokes about stupid Wookiees and senile Jedi.
"You know, young man, when you say, 'I'd rather kiss a Wookiee,' you really need to take a look around you first."
"Yeah, well at least in a twenty years my haircut will be in style again!"
"What's that boy? Timmy's stuck in the well?"
"You call those sideburns?"
"Hey, are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?"
"Fuzzball? No one said Fuzzball!"
The fur salesman was soon to discover that he had enquired at the wrong dwelling. Stormtroopers called to the scene later could only describe what they found as "gruesome, yet humorous."
"He followed me home. Can I keep him?"
"I now pronounce you husband and Wookiee."
The Dunes of Hazzard
SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! Come see the Jawas attempt to jump not one, but TWO Rebel cruisers!!
"Quick, cue up 'Ride of the Valkyries!''
And that was the last time the Jawas were allowed to watch The Fast and the Furious.
"KITT, turbo boost!"
Tragically, the boy on the flying bike was never heard from again.
Cameron Fry didn't feel quite right about leaving his dad's sandcrawler at that parking garage.
Jawa eXtreme Off-Road! Coming soon from LucasArts to your home console!
"Yee-haw! Uh, I mean Utinni!"
Here he comes, here comes Speed Jawa, he's a demon on wheels...
Heh he, there´s plenty more where that came from...
Hope is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength and our greatest weakness.
"Okay, now twist to the left, push it up 45 degrees then pull!"
"Aha! He's using Linux!"
Apparently, there were a lot of people that Vader "wanted to see with his own eyes."
"In a moment of weakness Vader was totally caught off-guard by the "Nerd Gang."
"I'm sorry Lord Vader, but it doesn't look like you're cable-ready."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Hair Club for the Sith: I'm not only a Dark Lord, I'm also a client."
Skywalker chose the name "Darth Vader" mainly because "Headwound Annie" just didn't strike the same fear into the hearts of his foes.
"Can you hear me now? Good!"
"Look Bob, if I press here his foot wiggles...!"
All the Emperor's horses and all the Emperor's men couldn't put Darth Vader back together again.
Behind every great man are a dozen nerds.
"Whew! Chewie! Ever hear of a Tic-Tac?"
Bo Shek realizes too late that his fellow barflies may not appreciate jokes about stupid Wookiees and senile Jedi.
"You know, young man, when you say, 'I'd rather kiss a Wookiee,' you really need to take a look around you first."
"Yeah, well at least in a twenty years my haircut will be in style again!"
"What's that boy? Timmy's stuck in the well?"
"You call those sideburns?"
"Hey, are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?"
"Fuzzball? No one said Fuzzball!"
The fur salesman was soon to discover that he had enquired at the wrong dwelling. Stormtroopers called to the scene later could only describe what they found as "gruesome, yet humorous."
"He followed me home. Can I keep him?"
"I now pronounce you husband and Wookiee."
The Dunes of Hazzard
SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! Come see the Jawas attempt to jump not one, but TWO Rebel cruisers!!
"Quick, cue up 'Ride of the Valkyries!''
And that was the last time the Jawas were allowed to watch The Fast and the Furious.
"KITT, turbo boost!"
Tragically, the boy on the flying bike was never heard from again.
Cameron Fry didn't feel quite right about leaving his dad's sandcrawler at that parking garage.
Jawa eXtreme Off-Road! Coming soon from LucasArts to your home console!
"Yee-haw! Uh, I mean Utinni!"
Here he comes, here comes Speed Jawa, he's a demon on wheels...
Heh he, there´s plenty more where that came from...
Hope is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength and our greatest weakness.
