i think its so far so good. all the fights are good ones with reason behind.

football vs. soccer
winner is FOOTBALL so sucks to you all soccer-talkers!!
WW1 vs. WW2
winner is WW2!!

cat vs. dog
winner is... CAT !! lol

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Prepare for the worst, for you have read the worst.

Sabre vs anying-Sabre wins
Sabre vs me-me wins
SIJ vs Lams-SIJ wins

If you see a sabre blowing up everying,it's me.

SIJ

@eraser oh you mean xenocideforme?right ok

life vs death === LIFE wins

i already did that one ff, pay attention

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@eraser oh you mean xenocideforme?right ok

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HAHA Got my picture to work. Had to sensor it or else Tachyon might have a fit.

<<Insert Cleaver Signature here>>

Eh, I've got nothing.

-Xeno

Edited by - Xenocideforme on 08-07-2003 21:16:59

Dream deathmatches

Mariners Hero Bret Boone vs. American Hero Daniel Boone (?))
Microsoft legal stormtroopers vs. RIAA legal stormtroopers (MS wins)
Anything "133t" vs. Microsoft Office Spell Checker (methinks "133t" wins)
Marilyn Manson vs. John Paul III, Pope, Vicar of Christ (?)
A tag-team match: Hercules + Ulysses vs. Herakles + Odysseus (draw)
Zork vs. Zelda (?)
Medea vs. Mrs. Bobbit (?)
The American Public School System vs. Latin (Latin wins)
SPAM vs. BEGGIN' STRIPS (?)
And of course the 1906 Cubs vs. the 2001 Mariners (?)

skunk vs road
road wins
squirrel vs road
road wins
opossum vs road
road wins
deer vs road
road wins

makes sense why we get so much road kill where we live

bump bump

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Mariners Hero Bret Boone vs. American Hero Daniel Boone (?))

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No... Edgar is our hero!

feeder vs busted. feeder wins
bush vs blair. nobody wins, they resort to nukes

French versus English

The winner is: English

the way it should be

Hmm... France vs. England...

The Catagories:

War:

Hastings - France wins
100 Years War - France wins
American Revolution - France wins
French and Indian War - England wins
Waterloo - England wins

Outcome: France by 1.
Culture:

French wine vs. English... do the English make wine? - France wins
Impressionism vs. Imperialism - England wins
Cricket vs. any French sport - France wins
Eiffel Tower vs. Tower of London - England

Outcome: Draw.
Philosophy:

John Stuart Mill vs. Rousseau - England wins (all that "We will make you be free" business gives me the willies)

Outcome: England by 1.
Science:

Newton's Gravity vs. a souffle - France wins

Outcome: France by 1.