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Really really bad pun contest
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Sun Jul 13, 2003 2:21 am
this little thing is referring to a pking incident that made everyone laugh in manhatten, ny system.
"Man this is Fun-N.Y."
he actually said "get it?" right after....
btw there was a conversation of why NY was the center of all "enjoyment"
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"Man this is Fun-N.Y."
he actually said "get it?" right after....
btw there was a conversation of why NY was the center of all "enjoyment"
USLF
USLF
United Sirius Liberation Front
We accept everyone and anyone.
http://heretic666.proboards21.com/
Go to our boards.
Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:29 am
So I was a freshman in college, and during my first few weeks I spent tons of time hanging out at the front desk to my dorm meeting people. One day I show up there and there are these two young women hanging out there also. So we get to talking and eventually the questions of majors comes up. I am a classical languages major and said so. I asked the ladies what they studied. "Art," they responded, the one, drawing and other, painting . I got up and started to walk away. One of the girls asked where I was going. I answered, "You girls are just so two dimentional."
True story.
True story.
Sun Jul 13, 2003 9:30 am
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is
two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead
giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In
feudalism, it's your
count that votes.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in
motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get
repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a
dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and
I'll show you
A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four
seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't
budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down
under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't
find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and
'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never
developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from
prison was a small
medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will
be exposed in the
end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've
seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in
Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray
hair she thought
she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know
basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the
agony of defeat.
two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead
giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In
feudalism, it's your
count that votes.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in
motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get
repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a
dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and
I'll show you
A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four
seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't
budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down
under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't
find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and
'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never
developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from
prison was a small
medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will
be exposed in the
end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've
seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in
Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray
hair she thought
she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know
basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the
agony of defeat.
Sun Jul 13, 2003 8:21 pm
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettable, is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."
"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."
"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
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