Who would make a better president: George Bush or a box of T

Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:41 pm by Skycom

This is an objective analysis between George W. Bush and a box of Tic Tacs

= Good

= Bad

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George Bush - Republican party's #1 candidate.

Tic Tacs - #1 position in the U.S. breath mint category.

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George Bush - Comes in only one flavor: bullsh*t.

Tic Tacs - Comes in six flavors.

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George Bush - Promotes tax cuts.

Tic Tacs - Promotes tooth decay.

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George Bush - Has about 20% body fat.

Tic Tacs - Only 1 and 1/2 calorie.

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George Bush - Causes unprecedented world-wide support to turn against the U.S. with inflammatory rhetoric and borderline imperialism.

Tic Tacs - Just sits there.

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George Bush - Cost: $400,000 per year.

Tic Tacs - Cost: 92 cents.

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George Bush - Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.

Tic Tacs - 0 mg sodium.

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George Bush - Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery.

Tic Tacs - Long lasting fresh breath.

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George Bush - Has a brother named "Jeb;" possibly the dumbest name ever, next to "Arod."

Tic Tacs - Rhymes with "nick-nack," which is almost as stupid as "Jeb."

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People agree that a box of Tic Tacs would make a better president and this analysis only tightens that belief. What do YOU think?

Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:11 pm by maswastage|BG

Vote "Tic Tacs" for president, 2004!

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Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:31 pm by randomnosity

most of the british would vote for polos. polos for prime minister

Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:09 pm by Huffer

Politics. I hear a *click*.
But I would vote Tic-Tacs in 2004.

Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:29 pm by freighter fighter

noo i vote for wine gums, or for the liberal party, fruit pastels

Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:26 pm by Setsuna

My vote goes to bug spray... (damn those mosquitoes)

You people give Bush too much credits... If he really did all the thinking and made all decisions, USA would have been turned into an Al-Quaida playground by now...

Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

Tue Jun 24, 2003 11:46 pm by 666heretic

tic-tacs plz. I live in Jebs state, someone help me.

lol i forgot about that whole pretzel thingy.

Heretic

"He would make a lovely corpse." - Charles Dickens (1812-1870)

Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:04 am by Arcon

politics and TLR dont go

-arcon
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Wed Jun 25, 2003 2:29 am by Skycom

arcon first of all this is an off topic forum, i didnt see a sign saying "no politics!"
second of all we arent really talking about POLITICS if were talking about Bush vs. a box of Tic Tacs.

its a joke my friend, lighten up.

TIC TACS FOR PRESIDENT; 2004.

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