Beans beans,
the magical fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot


Beans beans,
good for your heart,
the more you eat the more you fart.

"A TopGun through and through"

The more you fart
The more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat!

i can't think of any decent poems, however i do know william wordsworths great,great,great,grandson

"Make it so Number One"
Captain Picard 'Star Trek the Next Generation'

I know one:

Roses are red
Violins are blue
Either you shut up or I'm gonna kick you

(take no offence its just a poem not with an actually meaning to it)

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams

that's a good one locutus

"Make it so Number One"
Captain Picard 'Star Trek the Next Generation'

I can do one better than you Locutus

Roses are red
Seaweed is green
I like your legs
And the bits in between!

Roses are red
bills they are payed
I dont like to drink...
But I do like to get (****)

now lets quit this before this thread gets *clicked*

A personal favourite;

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

-Christopher Brookmyer

i like that one

Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall

these ruin it though, cause all the other lines are oxymorons (sp?)
stil, you cant have everything

-arcon
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This hardly qualifies an a "normal people poems" but it sure qualifies as a "copy-paste"... It's one of my all-time favourite songs, especially the lyrics, so here goes:

The Kinslayer
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For whom the gun tolls
For whom the prey weeps
Bow before a war
Call it religion

Some wounds never heal
Some tears never will
Dry for the unkind
Cry for mankind

Even the dead cry
- Their only comfort
Kill your friend, I don`t care
Orchid kids, blinded stare

Need to understand
No need to forgive
No truth no sense left to be followed

"Facing this unbearable fear like meeting an old friend"
"Time to die, poor mates, You made me what I am!"

"In this world of a million religions everyone prays the same way"
"Your praying is in vain It`ll all be over soon"
"Father help me, save me a place by your side!"
"There is no god Our creed is but for ourselves"

"Not a hero unless you die Our species eat the wounded ones"

"Drunk with the blood of your victims
I do feel your pity-wanting pain,
Lust for fame, a deadly game"

"Run away with your impeccable kin!"

"- Good wombs hath borne bad sons..."
Cursing, God, why?
Falling for every lie
Survivors` guilt
In us forevermore

15 candles
Redeemers of this world
Dwell in hypocrisy:
"How were we supposed to know?"
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Author: T. Holopainen /Nightwish/
Copyright © 1997-2001 Spinefarm Records

nice poem

BeN

Welcome to TLR "lordofmoose"!!
I might just suggest you change your name? We currently have a forum troll known as jessy. He changes his name constantly, always beginning with "lordof" so a few people here might think you are him and might ignore you. Its up to you if you keep the name, (your writing style is very much different, so we should tell the difference) but it might be easier for everyone if you do decide to change it. Sorry to start your first reply on a bad note!

@Chetnik: you might want to go to www.nightwish.com - they used to have a story behind the lyrics posted there. And yes, Nightwish rules - no small credit goes to tarja's vocals.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)