Important Message

You are browsing the archived Lancers Reactor forums. You cannot register or login.
The content may be outdated and links may not be functional.


To get the latest in Freelancer news, mods, modding and downloads, go to
The-Starport

Guess who''s alive and kicking?

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Sun Jun 15, 2003 11:29 pm

Guess who''s alive and kicking?

I am Themoss - Überlord of Darkness and Evil!



Once upon a time there was a website dedicated to a game called "starlancer" and within the bounds of that site there was a message board a "forum", if you like, where the geeks who played the said game (for geeks they were, quite proud of it aswell) could chat, kill time and mostly just pull another persons hair whilst being on the safe side of a internet uplink.

On the blurred horizon of these geeks perception another game was being formed. the game was called "Freelancer" and rumours about this piece of magical software were heard from the residance of the known wise (old) man Boscoe to the chambers of the notorious villain Electricbrain (who was in hiding, fearing the wrath of the noble sir Spear AKA me).


"Will there be joystick-functions?"
"Can you destroy planets?"
"Can you open a pub?"
"Will you be able to pick up girls?"
"Is Bargib a real person or have you lot just made him up?"


After a few scuffles, some marriges, childbirths, sadly deaths (Pheonix, we still remember you), additions to the family and a small venture into some strange form of RPG the game finally arrived just in time for a sad, sad loss. The mighty and greatly loved sir Spear (again, me) was to leave.......


The months passed on, the site plummetted down into chaos (WIZARD'S A MOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!) and all seemed bleak. At that very moment the forces of pure wickedness (that's me) were involved in rebuilding their power. With his mouse in one hand and his magical keyboard in the other our hero (once again, me) fought his (my) way across the Sirius system in the name of all that is true, nice and pleasant (not to mention slightly perverted into some kind of liveactionroleplaying-swordworshipping-zionistic-scoutesque mix). After far to long he has returned to the place he called "the place where you can bash out at some poor tommie without him getting to poke you with a sharp pointy thing".


And as you can see, I (me) can still draw breath. EB, the next time you try to have me assasinated I'm going to take it personal.

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:14 am

it's quit nuttty

jessy thinks juni loves trent, but dare not say........

SOUTH PARK RULES!!!!

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 1:23 am

@_@ LOL. I dont know what to say......welcome back?

- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 1:30 am

Nice way to announce your triumphant return.

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 2:49 am

That's the longest nothing I've ever seen. Welcome back.

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 3:07 am

um..you lost me.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Edited by - maswastage/BG on 20-06-2003 17:02:24

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 3:50 am

Greetings to you, noble Sir! I am looking forward to humbly reading and replying to your witty, and yet wise veteran posts. I rest assured that you will never fail to make me wonder how can someone put together such a performance... (I'm not being sarcastic)
(In other words: I don't quite know you, 'cause I'm relatively new here, but from what I've seen, you like FRP/RPGs, most probably (A)D&D, you are a veteran, and I need to steal some of your ideas & style because I admire the man that can make other people laugh without resorting to mokcery...too much...)
Man, that's the longest welcome I've ever made...


Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:08 am

And we should be glad that you're back Spear ? Coming here with much hullabaloo, expecting us to welcome you with open arms and forget all the grief and misery you have caused while staying put, stubborn and sticky as a dirty toilet seat, a filthy stain in your underwear, a cockroach behind the garbage can in the cupboard under the sink. Did you honestly think you could trick us with your quasi-sentimental, yet incredibly exaggerated, tedious, highly unnecessary and most of all...deranged post saying you're back, while you could have said that in 3 words !?

And you know what ? IT WORKED !! Welcome back buddy You finally cut off your hair or what ? (heh he...)

PS. of course I was only pulling your leg Spear !

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 9:55 am

You again? I thought I staked your heart, severed your head, and stuffed your mouth with garlic.

Oh well. Welcome back! we've missed you, 1st Lieutenant

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 10:28 am

LOL @ FF, welcome back old buddy now try and play nice!

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:03 am

You were gone?

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 11:17 am



Welcome back.

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:52 pm


the site plummetted down into chaos (WIZARD'S A MOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!)


Is someone jealous?

W/b man.

-- The Lancersreactor: where the screenshots are never blurry, and the script kiddies get publically kicked around.

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 1:01 pm

oh for christs sake, "can't you even die right?"
you better not start with this jew crap again

w/b llama, but your title as 'arsehole of the forum' has been stripped from you.
youve got 3 days to figure out who has that position now.

-arcon
------

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 1:10 pm

didn't i see him a few months back? i don't remember much.. but it was in the early days of my membership here... starlancer forum prolly. but didn't know that he was the dunce of the site..

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Prepare for the worst, for you have read the worst.

Return to Off Topic