And now for something completely different: A man with three buttocks.

*does a silly walk*

Heretic

"He would make a lovely corpse." - Charles Dickens (1812-1870)

*slaps Fear Factor*

Awww! what was that for?

*Slaps Wizard in retaliation with a big, wet trout*

The Bruces philosophy song:

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could
think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was
particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

That was for knowing the lyrics of that song

Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *Whack*
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *Whack*
(Repeat ad infinitum)

Gotta love it...

Genar "Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue" Hofoen



"Cardamine: a brief-acting psychotropic drug, the effects of which are akin to sliding two distorting lenses in front of your eyes, placing your head in a swimming pool and shoving a chemical factory up your nose in a shifting gravity field..."

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Eric the Half a Bee:

Intro:
Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader

Orchestra Leader:
A-one, two, a-one two three four
(Piano - introductory flourish)


Lead Singer:
(speaks to piano accompainment)
Half a bee, philosophically,
must eo ipso facto half not be
But half a bee has got to be,
vis a vis its entity
- D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury
- Singing! ...

All Sing:
La, di di, one two three
Eric the Half a Bee
A B C D E F G
Eric the Half a Bee

Lead Singer:
Is This wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?

All Shout:
No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.

All Sing:
Fiddle di dum, Fiddle di dee, Eric the Half a Bee
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee

Lead Singer:
I love this hive epmploy-ee-ee Bisected accidentially,
One Summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

All Sing:
He loves him carnally...

Lead Singer:
Semi-carnally.
(Speaks)
The End.

Voice:
Cyril Connolly?

Lead Singer:
No, semi-carnally.

Voice:
Oh.

All sing:
(quietly) Cyril Connolly

(Ends with elaborate whistle)

I have the Monty Python Sings CD, great stuff


"A TopGun through and through"

i thought the lumberjack song was the woodchuck song (goldfinger - open your eyes).

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier lately..."
"The very real problem is money-The government spends three million pounds less each year on silly walks than it does on national defense"
"It's not particularly silly, is it? The right leg is not silly at all, and the left leg only does a half-forward extension every alternate step..."

SPAM



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-Albert Einstein

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I love all Monty Python songs

Eric the Half a Bee

The Money Song

All things Dull & Ugly

The Lumberjack Song

"A TopGun through and through"