BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

[singing
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Thank you...Python fan?

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Who isn't?


Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

I got hold of "Quest for the Holy Grail" on DVD yesterday...even the menu features had me in stitches. I love that film...

"You must bring us...a shrubbery!"

Genar-Hofoen

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I'm not I'm a blackadder fan and a It ain't half hot, mum fan

I gotta get that DVD, even the commercial was kinda funny.

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Anyone seen Monty Python's Life Of Brian? I have the DVD, its great.

I've seen "Life of Brian", "Quest for the Holy Grail", and "The meaning of Life", along with about 15 episodes of the "Flying Circus" series...
The best sketches are the "how not to be seen", "the white mice xylophone", "the meaning of life chapter 6: food", and the legendary knight duel in the "holy grail". No matter how many times I see those, I laugh my eyes out every time...


Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

The white mouse zylephone, oh man, I had forgotton about that classic.

you forgot the intro. Something about brtiish columbia....

@Byr: no. But I am a google fan . I have the Google assistance search taskbar on my IE window, so it saved me one click and several keystrokes.

Ah..Monty Python. My fave is the Meaning of Life. I got it off the net, it's great. My Dad has the Holy Grail DVD, it's fun as well.

Life: No one gets out alive.

"It's just a flesh wound........"
"I've chopped you arm off!"
....
.....
(Minutes later after muchus fighting)
"I'll bite your legs off!"
oh those were the days

And there was much rejoicing

I'm sure some of you must have seen the ministry of funny walks sketch. I tried that out with a few mates way back when in uni, the police car driving past nearly hit a lamppost

All fun

Skymouse

The Complete Lumberjack Song is:

Well the weather for the whole area will continue much the same as the past few days. Temperatures seventeen degrees centigrade; that's forty-nine farenheit. Winds will freshen later tonight to southwest, force six or seven. And there will be showers, sometimes heavy in many ... .

Oh, sot it! I didn't want to do this. I don't want to be a weather forecaster. I don't want to rabbit on all day about sunny periods and patches of rain spreading from the west.

I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
The Giant Redwood !
The Larch!
The Fir!
The mighty Scott's Pine!
The lofty Flowering Cherry!
The plucky little Aspen!
The limping Rule Tree of Nigeria!
The towering Wattle of Aldershott!
The maidenhead beating Water Plant!
The naughty Leftershire Flashing Elm!
The Flatulent Elm of West Reisly,
The Quirkus maximus bandergascoinae,
The avuncular Labatae huius venus.

With my best buddy by my side
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

(footsteps)

ALL: He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy ........... .
(fast) He sleeps all night and he works all day.


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