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Her Side/His Side

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Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 6:58 pm

Her Side/His Side

Her Side/His Side

HER SIDE OF THE STORY

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might
have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say
anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go
off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We
went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I
tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or
something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really
sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that
I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what
the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or
anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering
if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but
he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to
go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we
had sex.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just
wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I
just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think
he's met someone else???

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 7:03 pm

LOL! Typical...

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Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 7:21 pm

A Psychology Experiment

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her
and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a
while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with
you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She
smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 8:21 pm

hehe. Poor bastard..

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Post Sat Jun 14, 2003 11:24 pm

Ahhh, the human psychology... Never fails to make me laugh...


Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

Post Sun Jun 15, 2003 11:39 am

ahh.. i always like quick-thinkers.

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Prepare for the worst, for you have read the worst.

Post Sun Jun 15, 2003 11:59 am

@that's right huffer..........many students now become sluts to earn some nasty easy money....just spread their legs... and money come...........

Post Sun Jun 15, 2003 2:48 pm

@huffer, nice... esspecially the 2 sides of a story

Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams

Post Sun Jun 15, 2003 5:05 pm

thats how it works, men think too little and woman think too much, or something. Why is it that some women think that we guys are trying to send subliminal messages to them? Cause we almost never do.

Husband doesn't do the dishes for a few days
>dishes pile up in sink
>wife wonders if she's trying to say she should do the dishes
>husband is eating off of napkins
>wife has flunked husband... f- because he wont do dishes and to her is apperantly telling her she is the one who does the dishes
>husband doesnt get laid

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Post Sun Jun 15, 2003 6:17 pm

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

ROLF!

Post Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:49 am

Very nice, I'll have to use them somewhere

Life: No one gets out alive.

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