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Is your toilet happy?

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Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:28 am

Is your toilet happy?

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 12:09 pm

I guess you can't judge people for wanting to know "what's behind door number one"...
I think that my toilet would receive a four star plaque... My mum kinda keeps it neat-and-tidy, but, fortunately, it still has no pictures/flowers...
And, um, no offense, but what is it with you and the toilets...?


Cpbuja ybuja!

Edited by - Cpbuja on 04-06-2003 13:12:07

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 12:26 pm

Heh FF's toilet fetish

Guess the toilet in my house wouldnt get any stars, since its not a public one.

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 12:44 pm

my restroom is lame, so there is no much to say about it, but somehow, i got air refresher, so it won't be so smelly, and the ****ing anoying **** always be sticky, and stick on the surface of closestool, dame it ! and my penis can alway reach the end of the closestool, and get stuck, ****.



can u just not to refer anything to me alright ?



Edited by - jessy on 06-06-2003 15:40:20

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:36 pm

jessy is a guy? or a girl turned guy? man.. if you don't wana confuse straight guys, you want to change that nick.

Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:38 pm

has anyone here used a London public toilet? eugh!! they'll get minus stars!!!

BTW has anyone checked the previous story on the link? Ouch!! Poor kitty!

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Post Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:16 pm


To received a five-star rating, a restroom has to have an especially well-designed layout so that traffic flows smoothly from the toilets to the sinks, Sim explained.

I never thought of smooth traffic flow in a bathroom before...



Yes, this IS spam...

Post Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:27 am

if that's the case, all public toilets in Malaysia will have a rating of -50 stars.

Broken toilet seats, tiles, dim lighting, smell like ****, urine all over, dirty walls.
no locks on toilet doors, mostly no doors, dripping waters, **** in toilet, because it is clogged, smoking people, no air flow what so ever, charges up to 50 cents.

you only go to the toilet when you are really desperate..

Post Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:32 am

Yep; the part of the house that is the most important part.

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Post Fri Jun 06, 2003 2:21 am

"dim lighting, smell like ****, urine all over, dirty walls. no locks on toilet doors, mostly no doors, dripping waters, **** in toilet, because it is clogged, no air flow what so ever"

Huh, maybe our school was imported from malaisa

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Post Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:36 pm

maybe thats the french toilets, im going to france for a week, i will hold it in

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