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My post is short for "You Think You Are Very Funny Dont You? Well You Are Not!"




CMPT XPBATCKOJ !!!

Guess what this one stands for STFU!

Having fun, are we? grow up, you-know-who-you-are. If you don't want to help, then STFU. Try laughing with other people, instead of at them.

i'm Chinese.in my grammer book you can't write i've as ive.
what does screw mean?

On the internet, we sometimes make words shorter.ive for example. Or, as you find on the site I gave, whole sentances.

A screw is something you use when your making stuff with your hands (tables, chairs).
To screw is not nice.

-- Gamer Heaven, where the screenshots are never blurry, and the script kiddies get publically kicked around. -#reallife

Join the army against the Chaos
An offer you cannot refuse

*blurts out* TANSTAAFL!

Short for...

There-Ain't-No-Such-Thing-As-A-Free-Lunch

What do you mean "to screw is not nice" ?
It's very nice to screw, but it's not very nice to tell someone to screw themselves.




CMPT XPBATCKOJ !!!

Barbarian, I've is correct, ive is not. You are entirely correct.... However, english speakers, either because they type too fast or are too lazy, tend to shorten words as they type. For example, most people are too lazy to reach their finger over to press the ' key so they just skip it. Same with capital letters.
And they do it with other words as well...
These are the most common:
b4 = before
probly = probably
IMO = In My Opinion
nm = never mind
LMAO = Laugh My Ass Off
IRL = In Real Life
LOL = Lots of Laughs
ive = I've
kinda = kind of
sorta = sort of
It's a bit like the difference between traditional and simplified Chinese characters... They mean the same thing but they are just easier to remember and quicker to write or type.

The following statement is FALSE:
The Previous Statement is True.
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im = I am
i'll = I will
LOL = Laugh Out Loud/Lots Of Laugh

argh i'm never gonna get paid, Goodbye a million credits

brb = be right back
ty = thank you
nh = nice hand (on gambling games)
um..
wB = welcome back
can't think of anymore at the mo (mo=moment)
SOB = (you don't want that said to you) ask someone else.
sb = somebody.
ne1 = anyone
i seen loads more..there's virtually another entire language for it.. for me, i jst lv t vwls lk tht. (just leave out vowels like that) but its hard to know what it is.
i know theres loads for different alphabetical languages.
btw = by the way (was it mentioned ?)

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Prepare for the worst, for you have read the worst.

that is tottally wack yo, i mean dawg whats yo problem... whats your 411... Bling Bling... don't be such a playa... don't waste my flava

ahh the wonderful world of eubonics. But my kicks are mad tired so its time to crash!

still no reply to this how sad...

what's a eubonics?

Juni : Did I ever tell you that people are change by circumstancecs?
Trent : uhh[!..No?..
Juni : Well I did. Babble..babble..bla..bla..bla..
Trent : (Ok...ok.. do I get to sleep with you or not?)

IIRC, eubonics is a black street language (black slang). Examples are tpgunsss' post, also expressions like "in da hood", etc.
Curious, I even found Chinese Eubonics - I liked it immensely so couldn't help posting this stuff. Enjoy!

Chinese Eubonics
Are you harboring a fugitive? (Hu Yu Hai Ding?)
Approach me. (Kum Hia)
Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai)
Small horse (Tai Ni Poni)
Prices are too high here (No Bai Dam Ting)
Miami vacationing agreed with you (Ya Mai Ti Tan)
I bumped into a coffee table (Ai Bang Mai Ni)
Have you considered a face lift? (Chin Tu Fat)
You try saving electricity? (Wai So Dim?)
Unauthorized execution (Lin Ching)
Inquiry to determine if bus is due (Hao Long Wei Ting?)
Plaything belonging to ancient emperor (Ming Toy)
You're blowing your diet (Wai Yu Mun Ching?)
Keep out of the pond (Noh Wei Ding)
Tow-away zone (No Pah King)
Don't you know anything by Cole Porter? (Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?)
You are not very bright (Yu So Dum)
I have a press pass (Ai No Pei)
I don't deserve the death penalty ( Wai Hang Mi?)
You're suffering from chronic halitosis (Yu Bai Sen Sen Nao)
Remain out of sight (Lei Lo)
Cleaning automobile (Wa Shing Cah)
Did someone fertilize the field? (Hu Flung Dung?)
Your body odor is offensive (Shu Man Go)
They are approaching ( Hia Dei Kum)




I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)