Dr. Seuss'' Lost Tongue Twister

Mon May 19, 2003 4:36 am by Huffer

Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister

See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.

Mon May 19, 2003 7:47 am by Fear Factor

HA! shame on you. This one idiot was kept busy only for 20 seconds!

Mon May 19, 2003 7:56 am by ElectricBrain

At least I have the piece of mind that you, Huffer, have also read thru that.

Mon May 19, 2003 7:59 am by Fear Factor

It's "peace", EB, not "piece".

No biggie, you thought, until you visit a dead relative's funeral and utter "I do hope that she rests in pieces." I learned the hard way, only I used the word feces.

Mon May 19, 2003 12:41 pm by Top-Gun

Keep up the good work Huffer

"A TopGun through and through"

Mon May 19, 2003 1:31 pm by kimk

read that off mess.be.. i liked that one.. but that's a modified version i think, or shear coincidence. this is the one off mess.be;
this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat

and read the third word of every line.

Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Prepare for the worst, for you have read the worst.

Mon May 19, 2003 3:01 pm by Setsuna

Very funny.

CMPT XPBATCKOJ !!!

Tue May 20, 2003 2:08 pm by Peet-Air

Crap, you got me

Funny.

Tue May 20, 2003 2:54 pm by Setsuna

BTW, I was being sarcastic.
And I saw trough it in about 15 sec, so I guess that means I'm not a dumbass.

Tue May 20, 2003 11:17 pm by Tachyon

I was too busy trying not to get tongue twisted to notice. I thought something was odd when it wasn't getting harder or anything.

Thu May 22, 2003 12:15 pm by zlo

Ah, well, sometimes it pays to be lazy - i jumped right to the bottom, so I started reading every third word instead of the whole thing.

On the other hand, I still wasted several seconds. Darn...

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)

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