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This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.
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Thu May 08, 2003 9:27 pm
Once, my science teacher was showing us one of those boring videos with the forty-year-old men in baggy pants trying to sound "hip." Suddenly, I saw this guy in a white lab coat on the screen, rubbing a glass rod up and down with what appeared to be a very furry towel. Naturally, everyone in the class was laughing at this point, and he then said, "So now our rod has a nice positive charge on it" <laughter> "So we'll just take this positively charged rod and stick it between these two negatively charged balls" <much laughter> "So you can see what happens..." <uncontrollable laughter as rod goes in between two metallic balls hung on strings, causing them to repel>
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Fri May 09, 2003 9:04 am
Positively charged rod, lol! Did this really happen? I mean, the teacher should've suspected sth.
Anyway, heres a real story: my colleague was teaching students to count in Latin showing different number of fingers and telling them to say the number in Latin. Guess which one she showed for "one"?
Now we call this finger "unus"
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)
Anyway, heres a real story: my colleague was teaching students to count in Latin showing different number of fingers and telling them to say the number in Latin. Guess which one she showed for "one"?
Now we call this finger "unus"
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)
Sat May 10, 2003 8:46 pm
lol. And yes, I think he realized this. He probably just saw the need for some comic relief.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein
A Liberal is a man who is too broad-minded to take his own side in an argument.
-Robert Frost
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