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Masturbation is alot like building a new computer...

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Sun May 04, 2003 2:58 am

Masturbation is alot like building a new computer...

Because:

both involve manipulating very valuable pieces that could be easily damaged

both need a floppy and a bunch of ram.

You know, while you stroke it, you are like, omfg i wanna get there

when you build a comp, you are like, omfg i want it to be finished

then you get there, BOOM

then you boot it up! BIOS POSTS! WOW

then you feel tired and guilty

then you feel tired after building it and guilty to have spent so much cash

both has its peak, both has its low point


Now am I drunk? YES!

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Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
<ElectricBrain> drunkard by day, stoner by night. --zer
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Post Sun May 04, 2003 9:21 am

i'm not suprised everyone ran off at the simple sight of your title.. i, for one, pursued to the end, curios at how you could go aroumd comparing them.. well, i'm outta here.


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

Post Sun May 04, 2003 10:43 am

Z, you are a Mad Mad Mad Man

Post Sun May 04, 2003 11:04 am

Worrying. I am sure that there are clinics for people who have this sort of relationship with their 'puter...

Post Sun May 04, 2003 11:18 am

hey-isn't z the guy who got his car de-1337'ed ? i duno.. mb my memory isn't serving, but if it is, then mb the trauma had a significant effect on him...


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

Post Sun May 04, 2003 12:13 pm

Whoa, stop the attack, guys! He just tried to be funny (and succeded if you ask me)... I know (hope) that you're kidding, but don't go too far...

CMPT XPBATCKOJ [![![!

Post Sun May 04, 2003 1:43 pm

It is possible to compare mastrubation to almost anything... However, I don't know if you'll always get away with it.

Post Sun May 04, 2003 5:58 pm

...

WHY!!!!
IT WSA THE BOOZE I SWAER!!

And yes my car was de-1337-if-ied

and i have a hangover...ugh...

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Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
<ElectricBrain> drunkard by day, stoner by night. --zer
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Post Sun May 04, 2003 11:46 pm

Cpbuja its Z we're chatting about here, TLR most loved deranged mexican communist dictator. This is mild compared to what he usually comes out with Nice one Z old boy, I'll sort you out with some Tequila for the laugh

Post Mon May 05, 2003 4:55 am

w00t!

Post Mon May 05, 2003 7:46 am

Just what we expected from you....

Post Mon May 05, 2003 8:17 am

Heh he, what would we do without you Z ?

Post Mon May 05, 2003 2:07 pm

a lotta things.. just open ur minds. i'll leave the thinking to you.


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

Post Tue May 06, 2003 1:01 am

IF i were to leave you would all be overtaken and brainwashed by evil capitalist bastards such as a certain president who looks like mkey mouse!!

ANNNND someone else would stsat posting drune posts, angt that wanout be too god eh?

zlo

Post Tue May 06, 2003 9:17 am

@Zeratu(ra)l: LOL, and I always thought masturbation was for free!
"Curiosity is not a vice - it's a way to masturbation!"
Me drunk too - anybody felt drunk after last night's spree? It's not hangover. YET.

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