Masturbation is alot like building a new computer...
both involve manipulating very valuable pieces that could be easily damaged
both need a floppy and a bunch of ram.
You know, while you stroke it, you are like, omfg i wanna get there
when you build a comp, you are like, omfg i want it to be finished
then you get there, BOOM
then you boot it up! BIOS POSTS! WOW
then you feel tired and guilty
then you feel tired after building it and guilty to have spent so much cash
both has its peak, both has its low point
Now am I drunk? YES!
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Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
<ElectricBrain> drunkard by day, stoner by night. --zer
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.