Good : Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Bad : Get em <insert small rodent like rat with electricity here>

good: Take this sucker!!
Bad: Goooooooooooooooooo...


This is currently registered with the FAA as a glider, and according to FAA records, it has no engine - which is technically true, if you ignore that large rocket in back.

Good: By the Power of Greeeey Skuuuul!!!
Good: Kaaaaaaame Haaaaame Haaaaaaaaa!!

Bad: Eat Lead Sucker.

Good: Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii
Bad: Retreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaattt

argh.. im never gonna get paid.. goodbye a million credits..

Good = SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN !!!
Bad = I HOPE I DON'T GET HHHHUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTT !!!!!

ok, so niether are original, so what

"Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkk"

Good: For King and Country !

Good: "Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes....RAAAAUUGGGHHH!!!!" --Minsc from BG/BG2

Bad: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"


I know it's not a battle cry...But I still love this one:

"A den of STINKING evil. Careful not to step in any." --Also Minsc.

Minsc may have been looney...But he had the best lines.


-Arg



Something Awful



Edited by - argonus on 05-05-2003 06:29:58

Good: " Do you wanna live forever ? Attaaaaaaaack !! "

And some of the best lines from Full Metal Jacket:

Drill Instructor: You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on
Earth. You are not even human f***ing beings. You are nothing more
than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t.


Drill Instructor: You had best unf*ck yourself or I will unscrew
your head and sh*t down your neck!

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?

Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!

Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked sh*t
that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Bullsh*t. It looks to me like the best part of
you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown
stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell
are you from anyway, private?

Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!

Drill Instructor: Holy dog sh*t! Texas? Only steers and queers come
from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to
me so that kinda narrows it down.

Wasn't that R. Lee Earmey that played the Drill instructor?

That man is funny as hell.

Granted...When I was in bootcamp...He would have scared the crap outta me...but now I can think Drill Instructors are funny...

-Arg

Yeah, that man can cuss for half an hour without repeating himself

Speaking of BG2, I think that the sword Lilarcor (two handed +3) had the best lines in the game...
Oh, and when Minsc tries to hit someone with a weapon that doesn't meet the requirements for a succesful hit (not even on a natural 20) he goes: "No effect?! I need bigger sword..."

CMPT XPBATCKOJ !!!

Edited by - Cpbuja on 05-05-2003 22:58:50

It was Lilacor....and that sword was possessed by a person just about as crazy as Minsc...they are a percect match. lol

There are people that hate Minsc...I loved him...He was my favorite character in the whole BG series.

Big nutcase...

-Arg

Good: AVE CAESAR! MORITURI TE SALUTANT!
Bad: SIEG <fillinhere> <fill in blank, cuz it ain't PC anymore>

Good: GOGOGO (Starcraft Marine style)
Bad: AUGH *static*